| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #776 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 3 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #378 | Angelhair Culottes | 3 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #377 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 3 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #388 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 6 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #506 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #517 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #263 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 5 |
| #255 | Lederhosen of the Night | 5 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #652 | Microplushie: Bropane | 8 |
| #677 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 3 |
| #669 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 6 |
| #694 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 8 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #814 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 2 |
| #779 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 5 |
| #717 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 4 |
| #670 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 7 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #52 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 49 |
| #54 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 61 |
| #47 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 57 |
| #72 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 14 |
| #57 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 18 |
| #67 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 14 |
| #91 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 3 |
| #467 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 4 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #442 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 3 |
| #582 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 2 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #487 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 4 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #432 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 3 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 2 |
| #574 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 3 |
| #471 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 4 |
| #321 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 6 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #709 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #536 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 3 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #603 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 4 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #1929 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #39 | elven hardtack | 323 |
| #110 | elven magi-pack | 41 |
| #111 | elven medi-pack | 51 |
| #39 | elven squeeze | 333 |
| #168 | handful of honey | 51 |
| #202 | hideous egg | 17 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #47 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
| #998 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #197 | neurostim pill | 1 |
| #728 | squirming egg sac | 6 |
| #647 | stray chihuahua | 4 |
| #5702 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #5725 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #6381 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #5760 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7014 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #5295 | stuffed mind flayer | 6 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #1393 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 14 |
| #7038 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6900 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #7787 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7813 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #313 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 6 |
| #239 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 7 |
| #259 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 7 |
| #80 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 5 |
| #390 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 5 |
| #213 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 3 |
| #379 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 2 |
| #57 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 14 |
| #60 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 14 |
| #62 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 6 |
| #51 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 15 |
| #240 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 7 |
| #63 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 5 |
| #141 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 4 |
| #77 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 12 |
| #233 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 7 |
| #74 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 5 |
| #124 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 4 |
| #122 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 4 |
| #96 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 11 |
| #53 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 14 |
| #160 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 3 |
| #343 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 2 |
| #70 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 5 |
| #252 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 7 |
| #124 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 10 |
| #46 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 6 |
| #115 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 10 |
| #304 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 2 |
| #118 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 4 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #1173 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 4 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2047 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 9 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #1078 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 7 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #1457 | tiny plastic Hellion | 5 |
| #1467 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 5 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 4 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 4 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #1744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 4 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #1518 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #1469 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 5 |
| #955 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 4 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #681 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 3 |
| #1424 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 5 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 5 |
| #2251 | tiny plastic angry goat | 8 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #1639 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 11 |
| #2862 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1116 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 2 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #2009 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 9 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 6 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 2 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 10 |
| #1982 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 9 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #874 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 6 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #1659 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 11 |
| #2038 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 9 |
| #1654 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 11 |
| #1430 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 5 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #1523 | tiny plastic grue | 12 |
| #2108 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #2518 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 7 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #2179 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #2225 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 8 |
| #1394 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 13 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
| #1117 | tiny plastic moneybee | 2 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #1102 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 2 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #2854 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #2013 | tiny plastic stab bat | 9 |
| #2229 | tiny plastic star starfish | 8 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1414 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 6 |
| #2143 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #856 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 2 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2695 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #87 | transporter transponder | 38 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #165 | wang | 19 |