| #337 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #777 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 3 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #377 | Angelhair Culottes | 3 |
| #1227 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #376 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 3 |
| #412 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #391 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 6 |
| #1467 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #170 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #509 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #520 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1144 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1285 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #262 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 5 |
| #254 | Lederhosen of the Night | 5 |
| #438 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #656 | Microplushie: Bropane | 8 |
| #681 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 3 |
| #673 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 6 |
| #699 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 8 |
| #579 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #820 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 2 |
| #783 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 5 |
| #721 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 4 |
| #674 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 7 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #52 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 49 |
| #54 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 61 |
| #47 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 57 |
| #72 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 14 |
| #57 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 18 |
| #67 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 14 |
| #91 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 3 |
| #467 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 4 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #443 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 3 |
| #583 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 2 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #487 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 4 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #434 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 3 |
| #892 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 2 |
| #575 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 3 |
| #472 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 4 |
| #321 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 6 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #714 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #537 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 3 |
| #33 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #603 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 4 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1379 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #1948 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1117 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #298 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #39 | elven hardtack | 323 |
| #111 | elven magi-pack | 41 |
| #113 | elven medi-pack | 51 |
| #39 | elven squeeze | 333 |
| #169 | handful of honey | 51 |
| #202 | hideous egg | 17 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #46 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
| #1002 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #199 | neurostim pill | 1 |
| #727 | squirming egg sac | 6 |
| #653 | stray chihuahua | 4 |
| #5712 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #5738 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #6394 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #5770 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7880 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7024 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8978 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #5307 | stuffed mind flayer | 6 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #1394 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 14 |
| #7048 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6908 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #7796 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6927 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7823 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #314 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 6 |
| #242 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 7 |
| #261 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 7 |
| #81 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 5 |
| #392 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 5 |
| #215 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 3 |
| #380 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 2 |
| #58 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 14 |
| #60 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 14 |
| #63 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 6 |
| #52 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 15 |
| #241 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 7 |
| #63 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 5 |
| #143 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 4 |
| #77 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 12 |
| #234 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 7 |
| #75 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 5 |
| #125 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 4 |
| #123 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 4 |
| #97 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 11 |
| #55 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 14 |
| #161 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 3 |
| #344 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 2 |
| #71 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 5 |
| #253 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 7 |
| #124 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 10 |
| #46 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 6 |
| #116 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 10 |
| #304 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 2 |
| #119 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 4 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2119 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1159 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #1174 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 4 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2048 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #795 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1986 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 9 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #1079 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 7 |
| #1355 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #1458 | tiny plastic Hellion | 5 |
| #1469 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 5 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 4 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 4 |
| #777 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1138 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1339 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #1746 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 4 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #1520 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #1470 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 5 |
| #956 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 4 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #685 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 3 |
| #1426 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 5 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #2624 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 5 |
| #2257 | tiny plastic angry goat | 8 |
| #1374 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #1644 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 11 |
| #2871 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #2161 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 2 |
| #2570 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #2013 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 9 |
| #1780 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 6 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #1116 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 2 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #990 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1813 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 10 |
| #1987 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 9 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2753 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #876 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 6 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2137 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #2183 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #1664 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 11 |
| #2041 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 9 |
| #1658 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 11 |
| #1431 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 5 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #1527 | tiny plastic grue | 12 |
| #2112 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #4597 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #2522 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 7 |
| #2812 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #2182 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #2229 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 8 |
| #1396 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 13 |
| #1758 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
| #1124 | tiny plastic moneybee | 2 |
| #3323 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 2 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #2642 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #2611 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #2782 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2817 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #1125 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #6197 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #2015 | tiny plastic stab bat | 9 |
| #2235 | tiny plastic star starfish | 8 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 6 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #863 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 2 |
| #2152 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1830 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2699 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #87 | transporter transponder | 38 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #165 | wang | 19 |