| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #846 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #609 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2772 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #335 | CRIMBCO mug | 41 |
| #625 | CRIMBCO wine | 12 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1872 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #775 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #721 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #553 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #529 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #263 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 93 |
| #225 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1401 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #2330 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #601 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #241 | bacon bath ball | 4 |
| #810 | badass belt | 65 |
| #669 | bath ball gift set | 7 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of Blank-Out | 25 |
| #205 | bottle of goofballs | 105 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #81 | bunny liver | 117 |
| #163 | chocolate bath ball | 6 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #696 | corrupted data | 2 |
| #423 | easter egg balloon | 52 |
| #138 | fake plastic grass | 13 |
| #107 | festive sausage | 24 |
| #150 | floaty gravel | 1 |
| #277 | floaty pebbles | 2 |
| #253 | floaty sand | 75 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #739 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #398 | fudge lily | 11 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #177 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #97 | holiday cheese log | 24 |
| #140 | incense bath ball | 7 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #266 | motivational poster | 15 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #1004 | old sweatpants | 43 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #191 | pack of chewing gum | 2 |
| #668 | paperclip | 36 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #479 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #493 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #512 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #44 | pottery club | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #63 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
| #1206 | pretty flower | 11 |
| #421 | purple glowstick | 3 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #346 | roll of toilet paper | 273 |
| #112 | rusty rivet | 1 |
| #259 | sack lunch | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #297 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #188 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #492 | slow jam collection | 9 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #861 | squirming egg sac | 3 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #338 | sugar sheet | 1 |
| #305 | superheated fudge | 12 |
| #827 | trilobite fossil | 2 |
| #254 | unstable quark | 2 |
| #1533 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #1629 | useless powder | 5 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |