| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #84 | Abyssal ember | 1 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #534 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #530 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #1074 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 11 |
| #609 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #328 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 3 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #506 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #517 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #993 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #333 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 3 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #1304 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 18 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #601 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #1204 | baby killer bee | 4 |
| #2313 | badass belt | 22 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #911 | barrrnacle | 12 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #461 | bit of clingfilm | 9 |
| #693 | black greaves | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #724 | black sword | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #89 | crumbling rat skull | 7 |
| #328 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 2 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #650 | figurine of a cold seal | 5 |
| #71 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 17 |
| #210 | figurine of an ancient seal | 3 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #153 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #935 | green clay bead | 2 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #235 | hellseal claw | 118 |
| #170 | hellseal whisker | 135 |
| #304 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #78 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 6 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #54 | note from Clancy | 1 |
| #990 | obsidian dagger | 17 |
| #1329 | old sweatpants | 18 |
| #187 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #276 | paranormal ricotta | 2 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #998 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #72 | pixel shield | 1 |
| #624 | potato sprout | 3 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #440 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 2 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #155 | resolution: be sexier | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #225 | seal-blubber candle | 13 |
| #327 | shimmering tendrils | 2 |
| #758 | shredded hellseal hide | 1 |
| #412 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #111 | spooky pirate skeleton | 13 |
| #1399 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #1584 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #758 | teddy borg | 10 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #338 | wine-soaked bone chips | 2 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |