| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1424 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1452 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #662 | 33398 scroll | 11 |
| #1471 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1432 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1422 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1484 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2242 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1438 | Angry Farmer candy | 11 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #381 | PADL Phone | 11 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #434 | adder bladder | 11 |
| #356 | all-purpose cleaner | 11 |
| #323 | ancient protein powder | 11 |
| #213 | ancient spice | 11 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #1296 | awful poetry journal | 11 |
| #3571 | badass belt | 11 |
| #592 | bar skin | 11 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #508 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1795 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #1994 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #433 | long-stemmed rose | 2 |
| #597 | lucky rabbit's foot | 11 |
| #26 | magnetic field | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #3707 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3426 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1339 | obsidian dagger | 11 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #366 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1127 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #340 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #415 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #1423 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 25 |
| #3674 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 11 |
| #3736 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 11 |
| #1325 | stuffed Meat | 30 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #4253 | stuffed angry cow | 9 |
| #3755 | stuffed astral badger | 11 |
| #3579 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 12 |
| #161 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #5175 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #1162 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 4 |
| #117 | stuffed dodo | 2 |
| #4051 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3796 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 11 |
| #4890 | stuffed hand turkey | 7 |
| #1111 | stuffed key | 37 |
| #3558 | stuffed mind flayer | 12 |
| #1695 | stuffed mink | 18 |
| #1497 | stuffed monocle | 24 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #3409 | stuffed scary death orb | 13 |
| #3414 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #3558 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 12 |
| #5150 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #4579 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #1456 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 5 |
| #3038 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 15 |
| #1429 | stuffed teddy butler | 26 |
| #1582 | stuffed tin of caviar | 21 |
| #964 | stuffed treasure chest | 49 |
| #3745 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 11 |
| #804 | theoretical string | 11 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #402 | vorpal blade | 11 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #104 | wok lobster | 1 |