| #104 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 2 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #917 | CRIMBCO mug | 10 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO scrip | 60 |
| #747 | CRIMBCO wine | 10 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #519 | Crimbo candied pecan | 20 |
| #445 | Crimbo fudge | 25 |
| #550 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 18 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #92 | General Assembly Module | 2 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1290 | battered Crimbo Crate | 3 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #484 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #1633 | candy cane | 18 |
| #1061 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #1032 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #841 | elven cellocello | 23 |
| #1536 | fancy chocolate car | 6 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #517 | floaty sand | 21 |
| #1885 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #2081 | golden ring | 35 |
| #1023 | herringcello | 19 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #531 | jawbruiser | 5 |
| #1538 | killing feather | 31 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser targeting chip | 1 |
| #2061 | laser-broiled pear | 11 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #1677 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #834 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 6 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1617 | oozenog | 3 |
| #657 | penguin focaccia bread | 25 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1069 | rogue swarmer | 50 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #325 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 51 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #354 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 3 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #580 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #318 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 3 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #1788 | unstable laser battery | 30 |
| #2068 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |