| #254 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 4 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #334 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 5 |
| #78 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 2 |
| #88 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 8 |
| #156 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 5 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #88 | Chori Zo trading card | 2 |
| #685 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 7 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #57 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 2 |
| #345 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 2 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #428 | Jack-in-the-box | 14 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #731 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #24 | Maxing, Relaxing | 16 |
| #82 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 2 |
| #31 | Prelude of Precision | 3 |
| #357 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 4 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #557 | The Joy of Wassailing | 5 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #82 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 12 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #159 | Travels with Jerry | 6 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #282 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 7 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #541 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 2 |
| #398 | antique bottle opener | 2 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
| #458 | antique record album | 5 |
| #151 | antique souvenir drawing | 5 |
| #184 | baby cuddlefish | 1 |
| #223 | baby killer bee | 43 |
| #139 | bag of bones | 8 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #285 | banana smoothie | 2 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #605 | barrrnacle | 24 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #430 | bed of coals | 2 |
| #917 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #940 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #895 | bone chips | 2 |
| #3380 | box of sunshine | 21 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #117 | bungle in the jungle | 11 |
| #162 | chrome crossbow string | 1 |
| #163 | chrome stick | 1 |
| #1631 | club necklace | 4 |
| #681 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| #160 | comfy coffin | 7 |
| #1686 | delicious salad | 2 |
| #189 | deluxe fax machine | 2 |
| #399 | designer handbag | 7 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #2196 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #58 | filth-encrusted futon | 10 |
| #145 | fossilized baboon skull | 5 |
| #169 | fossilized bat skull | 4 |
| #67 | fossilized demon skull | 9 |
| #96 | fossilized limb | 122 |
| #310 | fossilized serpent skull | 2 |
| #49 | fossilized spider skull | 11 |
| #53 | fossilized spike | 83 |
| #84 | fossilized spine | 25 |
| #347 | fossilized torso | 13 |
| #142 | fossilized wing | 31 |
| #280 | fossilized wyrm skull | 2 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #151 | frigid air mattress | 5 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #51 | gauze hammock | 4 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #171 | ginormous pumpkin | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #120 | hideous egg | 21 |
| #71 | hobo fortress blueprints | 2 |
| #41 | honeypot | 1 |
| #38 | house of twigs and spit | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #47 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #90 | linoleum crossbow string | 2 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #120 | lucky bottlecap | 13 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #1184 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #759 | portable photocopier | 5 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2194 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1476 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 5 |
| #251 | sleeping stocking | 11 |
| #47 | slime-soaked brain | 5 |
| #202 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #85 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 3 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #90 | squirming egg sac | 164 |
| #92 | stained mattress | 9 |
| #686 | stick of "gum" | 2 |
| #65 | stolen office supplies | 100 |
| #531 | stray chihuahua | 5 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #1463 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 5 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #1782 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 4 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #1490 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #1751 | tiny plastic G Imp | 4 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
| #1461 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 5 |
| #1457 | tiny plastic Hellion | 5 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #1446 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 5 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #817 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 9 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #1765 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 4 |
| #1213 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 6 |
| #1433 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 5 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #1187 | tiny plastic The Man | 4 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #846 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 9 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #1456 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 5 |
| #1440 | tiny plastic astronomer | 5 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2197 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 5 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #1496 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 4 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #1752 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 4 |
| #1463 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 5 |
| #1481 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 5 |
| #1787 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #1711 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #814 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 9 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #1459 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 5 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1483 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 5 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1462 | tiny plastic scary clown | 5 |
| #1448 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 5 |
| #1471 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 5 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic taco cat | 4 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1704 | tiny plastic warwelf | 4 |
| #2104 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #860 | unusual disco ball | 3 |