| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #1060 | Amulet of Yendor | 8 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #3592 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #437 | Ent cider | 15 |
| #943 | Goodfella contract | 2 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #345 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 2 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #302 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 10 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #37 | Tiger-lily's milk | 100 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1624 | Valentine | 5 |
| #1953 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #994 | bag of airline peanuts | 21 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #589 | black candy heart | 8 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #829 | bottle of goofballs | 31 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #491 | box of sunshine | 684 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #107 | brown crock marble | 5 |
| #70 | bumblebee marble | 2 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #89 | carbonated soy milk | 110 |
| #1706 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #228 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #11 | glass of baboon milk | 191 |
| #33 | glass of goat's milk | 393 |
| #93 | green peawee marble | 11 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #1910 | handful of confetti | 18 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #920 | iron pasta spoon | 3 |
| #1050 | kneecapping stick | 7 |
| #109 | lemonade marble | 2 |
| #196 | milk of magnesium | 6 |
| #6 | milky potion | 10,466 |
| #368 | philter of phorce | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #27 | red China marble | 16 |
| #88 | severed rocking horse head | 5 |
| #1419 | spectre scepter | 19 |
| #476 | stone of eXtreme power | 19 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #1830 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #6997 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #7878 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6900 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #454 | ten-leaf clover | 26 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |