| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #248 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #296 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #1062 | Amulet of Yendor | 8 |
| #2708 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1014 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1055 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #3598 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1786 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #210 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #438 | Ent cider | 15 |
| #944 | Goodfella contract | 2 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #346 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 2 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #302 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 10 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #947 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #1054 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #1379 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #37 | Tiger-lily's milk | 100 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1625 | Valentine | 5 |
| #1955 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #994 | bag of airline peanuts | 21 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #590 | black candy heart | 8 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #833 | bottle of goofballs | 31 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #492 | box of sunshine | 684 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #107 | brown crock marble | 5 |
| #70 | bumblebee marble | 2 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #4137 | candy cane | 2 |
| #89 | carbonated soy milk | 110 |
| #1706 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #229 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #11 | glass of baboon milk | 191 |
| #32 | glass of goat's milk | 393 |
| #94 | green peawee marble | 11 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #1915 | handful of confetti | 18 |
| #627 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #920 | iron pasta spoon | 3 |
| #1050 | kneecapping stick | 7 |
| #109 | lemonade marble | 2 |
| #197 | milk of magnesium | 6 |
| #6 | milky potion | 10,466 |
| #368 | philter of phorce | 1 |
| #2127 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #27 | red China marble | 16 |
| #87 | severed rocking horse head | 5 |
| #1423 | spectre scepter | 19 |
| #474 | stone of eXtreme power | 19 |
| #8935 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #1831 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #8863 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8974 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8971 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8978 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #7006 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6908 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #8880 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8892 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #458 | ten-leaf clover | 26 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #836 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #952 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #990 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #973 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4464 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2611 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |