Tainted Food Product

RankItemQuantity
#256A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 31
#36A. W. O. L. commendation117
#27Ax of L'rose1
#956BGE tiny plastic toy1
#582CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)2
#480CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)2
#1053CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#467CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)2
#475CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)2
#51ChibiBuddy™ (off)1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#58Crimbough1
#63Frown Exerciser1
#153Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#1567Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette1
#1056Thwaitgold bee statuette2
#1016Thwaitgold butterfly statuette1
#647Thwaitgold firefly statuette7
#1380Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette2
#701Thwaitgold maggot statuette7
#2345Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette1
#1154Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
🥈Underworld acorn1
🥈Underworld trunk1
🥇all-year sucker1
#736antique 8-Bit Power magazine1
#625antique bottle opener1
#534antique painting of a landscape1
#930antique record album1
#588antique souvenir drawing1
#968bananagate1
#690beholed bedsheet1
#72brainwave-controlled unicorn horn1
#297bubble-wrap simulator1
#578chocolate-covered scarab beetle1
🥉control crystal1
#40crystalline seal eye1
#262crystallized memory1
#280disco horoscope (Aries)1
#276disco horoscope (Cancer)1
#284disco horoscope (Scorpio)1
#254disco horoscope (Taurus)2
#89electrical thingamabob201
#62electronic dulcimer pants1
#70fancy canapés6
#275floaty pebbles2
#279floaty sand65
#62fudge pocket square1
#731fudgecule462
#164giant glass of brandy3
#70grape troll doll1
#905green gummi ingot4
🥇heart of dark chocolate1
#304invisible bag3
#367lollipop stick142
#490mulled cider1
#780mummy costume5
#313paperclip146
#1057passable elf mask5
#746pearidot3
#593pumpkinhead mask10
#930red gummi ingot3
#145spirit gum24
#140spirit mattress2
#85spirit pillow5
#760strawberyl3
#580stuffed Baron von Ratsworth76
#1161stuffed Cheshire bitten42
#1742stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech29
#780stuffed Meat60
#1052stuffed angry cow47
#1581stuffed astral badger33
#1201stuffed baby gravy fairy43
#1286stuffed cocoabo38
#1155stuffed flaming gravy fairy44
#1683stuffed frozen gravy fairy31
#1216stuffed hand turkey42
#506stuffed key117
#1096stuffed mind flayer47
#645stuffed mink72
#661stuffed monocle73
#1412stuffed scary death orb37
#1134stuffed sleazy gravy fairy44
#1342stuffed snowy owl37
#1575stuffed spooky gravy fairy33
#1166stuffed spooky mushroom7
#995stuffed stinky gravy fairy49
#580stuffed teddy butler83
#684stuffed tin of caviar70
#555stuffed treasure chest104
#1179stuffed undead elbow macaroni43
#269sucker bucket1
#256sucker hakama1
#219sucker kabuto1
#278sucker tachi1
#360thermos of brew1
#752tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer2
#748tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory2
#753tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer2
#611tiny die-cast Don Crimbo1
#613tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer3
#359tiny die-cast Father Crimbo2
#304tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer6
#750tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer2
#214tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg3
#934tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer1
#565tiny die-cast Swiss hen1
#143tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo4
#731tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign2
#749tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer2
#562tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg1
#336tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree2
#623tiny die-cast factory worker elf3
#390tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf5
#161tiny die-cast golden ring3
#550tiny die-cast killing bird1
#764tiny die-cast middle-management elf2
#741tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf2
#113tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg4
#940tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf1
#566tiny die-cast turtle mech1
#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#2849tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf2
#487tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear9
#2777tiny plastic Axe Wound2
#3115tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#607tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type4
#248tiny plastic Beebee King10
#3176tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#1784tiny plastic Black Knight4
#1508tiny plastic Bonerdagon3
#3078tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#273tiny plastic Bugbear Captain4
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#331tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter13
#2498tiny plastic Cheshire bat7
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#482tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel5
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#1113tiny plastic Crimbo elf9
#1164tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer8
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#634tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#1098tiny plastic Father McGruber2
#3122tiny plastic Felonia1
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#1752tiny plastic G Imp4
#173tiny plastic GORM-81
#824tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser9
#759tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist5
#2763tiny plastic Hellion2
#2163tiny plastic Iiti Kitty3
#168tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#1148tiny plastic Knob Goblin King4
#2195tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter3
#1768tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl4
#2181tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist3
#2139tiny plastic Knott Yeti3
#214tiny plastic Lord Flameface5
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#653tiny plastic Norville Rogers6
#1756tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy4
#2781tiny plastic Protagonist2
#559tiny plastic Queen Bee4
#310tiny plastic Scott the Miner14
#3904tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#1746tiny plastic Spunky Princess4
#3065tiny plastic The Man1
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#2150tiny plastic Trouser Snake3
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#482tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer5
#1763tiny plastic XXX pr0n4
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#1348tiny plastic accordion thief4
#2858tiny plastic angry bugbear2
#3305tiny plastic angry goat5
#432tiny plastic angry space marine10
#2191tiny plastic anime smiley3
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#1740tiny plastic astronomer4
#2250tiny plastic baby gravy fairy8
#2515tiny plastic barrrnacle7
#536tiny plastic batbugbear8
#2162tiny plastic beanbat3
#435tiny plastic bee swarm10
#526tiny plastic beebee gunners8
#366tiny plastic beebee queue12
#2572tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar2
#674tiny plastic black ops bugbear6
#272tiny plastic blazing bat16
#3950tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball4
#2794tiny plastic blooper2
#1767tiny plastic brainsweeper4
#3906tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#540tiny plastic bugaboo8
#587tiny plastic buzzerker7
#667tiny plastic cavebugbear6
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#2856tiny plastic cocoabo6
#2472tiny plastic coffee pixie7
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#1502tiny plastic conservationist hippy3
#2753tiny plastic cubist bull2
#2768tiny plastic demoninja2
#2800tiny plastic drunk goat2
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#427tiny plastic fax machine1
#2203tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker3
#559tiny plastic fire servant4
#1790tiny plastic fluffy bunny4
#2815tiny plastic fruit golem2
#6181tiny plastic fuzzy dice2
#4858tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick3
#6155tiny plastic ghuol whelp2
#1432tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers5
#2788tiny plastic goth giant2
#4811tiny plastic grue3
#1718tiny plastic handsome mariachi4
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#3307tiny plastic howling balloon monkey5
#490tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear9
#2462tiny plastic killer bee7
#1460tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box5
#2880tiny plastic leprechaun6
#3934tiny plastic levitating potato4
#2170tiny plastic lobsterfrogman3
#604tiny plastic moneybee7
#4848tiny plastic mosquito3
#406tiny plastic mumblebee11
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#2801tiny plastic ninja snowman2
#4345tiny plastic pastamancer1
#497tiny plastic peacannon5
#6133tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime2
#2643tiny plastic sauceror2
#1779tiny plastic scary clown4
#4452tiny plastic seal clubber1
#1782tiny plastic senile lihc4
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#2159tiny plastic smarmy pirate3
#574tiny plastic spiderbugbear4
#4010tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton4
#2193tiny plastic spooky vampire3
#3307tiny plastic stab bat5
#3349tiny plastic star starfish5
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#2893tiny plastic sweet nutcracker2
#2147tiny plastic taco cat3
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#2152tiny plastic topiary golem3
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#3841tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#1447tiny plastic warwelf5
#3850tiny plastic whitesnake1
#1766tiny plastic zmobie4
#814tourmalime2
#106tourmalime tourniquet1
🥇wand of fudge control1
#12warbear LP-ROM burner9
#113warbear accoutrements chunk64
#68warbear auto-anvil3
#202warbear battery14
#9warbear battle greaves1
#57warbear beeping telegram18
#292warbear breakfast machine assembler1
#188warbear chemistry lab1
#306warbear drone assembler1
#191warbear empathy chip3
#29warbear energy bracers6
#33warbear exhaust manifold6
#77warbear exo-arm3
#8warbear fancy fedora1
#94warbear feasting mead7
#30warbear foil hat6
#10warbear goggles1
#23warbear gyrocopter25
#23warbear helm fragment164
#7warbear high festival pants1
#49warbear high-efficiency still4
🥈warbear hoverbelt1
#169warbear induction oven1
#50warbear jackhammer drill press4
#76warbear laser beacon3
#6warbear lined ushanka1
#273warbear liquid overcoat1
#9warbear long johns1
#46warbear metalworking primer19
#23warbear oil pan8
#8warbear party pants1
#9warbear plain fedora1
#9warbear polarized goggles1
#79warbear procedural hilarity drone13
#201warbear requisition box18
#56warbear robo-camouflage unit19
#57warbear sequential gaiety distribution system18
#297warbear soda machine assembler1
#38warbear trouser fragment128
#12warbear warscarf1
#296warbear whosit431
#615witch hat1
#811wolfman mask5
#911yellow gummi ingot4

Wow, that's 4,195 items total!

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