| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #237 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 4 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1406 | BGE shotglass | 2 |
| #454 | BGE temporary tattoo | 2 |
| #634 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #40 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 12 |
| #1090 | CRIMBCO mug | 7 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1126 | CRIMBCO wine | 5 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #535 | Crimbo candied pecan | 19 |
| #603 | Crimbo fudge | 16 |
| #616 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 15 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #48 | Workytime Tea | 63 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #735 | bath ball gift set | 6 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #751 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #366 | bottle of Blank-Out | 28 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #237 | bottle of ultravitamins | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #484 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #746 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #897 | eggnog | 17 |
| #654 | festive sausage | 3 |
| #1885 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #632 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #238 | holiday cheese log | 8 |
| #1069 | iGoogly | 8 |
| #1922 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #490 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #706 | motivational poster | 5 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2043 | oozenog | 2 |
| #580 | paperclip | 62 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #190 | space jam | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #448 | synthetic stuffing | 16 |
| #603 | tarrrnish charrrm | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #559 | theoretical string | 22 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #192 | toe jam | 2 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #189 | traffic jam | 2 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #2068 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #2627 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 2 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |