| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #1458 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #1847 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1670 | Crimbuck | 100 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #493 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #1211 | Imp Ale | 31 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #1489 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 3 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #60 | abandoned candy | 56 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #42 | around the world | 128 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #651 | banana | 5 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #875 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #670 | black snowcone | 2 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #918 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #940 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #1138 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #3381 | box of sunshine | 21 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #665 | bunch of bananas | 3 |
| #208 | bungle in the jungle | 5 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #553 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #803 | cheap studded belt | 1 |
| #579 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #247 | cold hi mein | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1819 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1816 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1809 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #488 | cursed black pearl onion | 1 |
| #493 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #418 | cursed cannonball | 1 |
| #454 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 1 |
| #378 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #461 | cursed sea biscuit | 1 |
| #431 | cursed voodoo skull | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #667 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #641 | delicious salad | 53 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #821 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #816 | foam dart | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #499 | goat cheese | 19 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #1226 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #267 | hot hi mein | 1 |
| #1764 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1604 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #923 | ice-cold six-pack | 2 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2544 | killing feather | 1 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #1895 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #731 | mood ring | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3707 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3329 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3426 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1957 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #737 | personal massager | 1 |
| #985 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #1104 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #2679 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #1772 | rubber emo roe | 2 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #2590 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #232 | sleazy hi mein | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #249 | spooky hi mein | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #801 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 1 |
| #231 | stinky hi mein | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #6285 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #5251 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #4827 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #6383 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #4324 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #6838 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #4619 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 8 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #4890 | stuffed hand turkey | 7 |
| #6284 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #4954 | stuffed scary death orb | 7 |
| #2253 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 7 |
| #5345 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6900 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #6322 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6270 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5312 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #640 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #43 | wedge of gray cheese | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1868 | wind-up chattering teeth | 2 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |