| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #1458 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #1045 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #1446 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #2098 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1940 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2424 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1669 | Crimbuck | 100 |
| #1538 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #494 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #1213 | Imp Ale | 31 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #1493 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 3 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #58 | abandoned candy | 56 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #42 | around the world | 128 |
| #1884 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #651 | banana | 5 |
| #337 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #874 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #670 | black snowcone | 2 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #920 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #943 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #1137 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #3384 | box of sunshine | 21 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #666 | bunch of bananas | 3 |
| #209 | bungle in the jungle | 5 |
| #2152 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #555 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #803 | cheap studded belt | 1 |
| #578 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #249 | cold hi mein | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #487 | cursed black pearl onion | 1 |
| #494 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #418 | cursed cannonball | 1 |
| #456 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 1 |
| #377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #460 | cursed sea biscuit | 1 |
| #431 | cursed voodoo skull | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #665 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| #1478 | defective skull | 1 |
| #640 | delicious salad | 53 |
| #384 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1479 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #1774 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #3836 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #821 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #817 | foam dart | 1 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #500 | goat cheese | 19 |
| #2777 | golden ring | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #268 | hot hi mein | 1 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #924 | ice-cold six-pack | 2 |
| #2350 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2543 | killing feather | 1 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #1892 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #2028 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #729 | mood ring | 1 |
| #1340 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #490 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3704 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #739 | personal massager | 1 |
| #983 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2127 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1730 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #2677 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #1773 | rubber emo roe | 2 |
| #1703 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #2589 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #233 | sleazy hi mein | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #249 | spooky hi mein | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #801 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 1 |
| #232 | stinky hi mein | 1 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #6294 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #5266 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #4836 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #6395 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #4331 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #6849 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #4624 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 8 |
| #6350 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #4903 | stuffed hand turkey | 7 |
| #6293 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #4963 | stuffed scary death orb | 7 |
| #2253 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 7 |
| #5356 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6909 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #6332 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6286 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5322 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #641 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2813 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #2756 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #42 | wedge of gray cheese | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1934 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1870 | wind-up chattering teeth | 2 |
| #1027 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |