| #111 | "KICK ME" sign | 1 |
| #236 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #126 | BOOterfinger | 1 |
| #62 | BROS Energy Drink | 1 |
| #295 | Baja sopapilla | 1 |
| #64 | Bit O' Quail Spleen | 1 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| #65 | Bugbearclaw Donut | 1 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #676 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #268 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 1 |
| #475 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #248 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #220 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #459 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #375 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 1 |
| #473 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| #367 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #254 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
| #52 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 1 |
| #258 | En Una Fila Tequila | 1 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #444 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 1 |
| 🥇 | HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #302 | Inner Strength | 1 |
| #314 | Inner Truth | 1 |
| #305 | Inner Wisdom | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #174 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 1 |
| #31 | Kudzu salad | 1 |
| #307 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 1 |
| #286 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #370 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #77 | Oh, the Humanitini | 1 |
| #357 | PEEZ dispenser | 1 |
| #17 | Red Russian | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #126 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #14 | Shudder | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #336 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #1201 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 3 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #605 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #432 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1021 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #542 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 2 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #85 | Vodka Matryoshka | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #22 | actual blood sausage | 1 |
| #50 | alien sandwich | 1 |
| #165 | antique beer | 1 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #66 | bag of grain | 1 |
| #28 | baked stuffing | 1 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #414 | bark rootbeer | 1 |
| #74 | beaver punch (cherry) | 1 |
| #73 | beaver punch (papaya) | 1 |
| #88 | beaver punch (peach) | 1 |
| #54 | black brandy | 1 |
| #192 | black sheepskin diploma | 1 |
| #103 | black tear | 1 |
| #14 | blood roll-up | 1 |
| #15 | blood snowcone | 1 |
| #93 | blood-drive sticker | 1 |
| #36 | blood-soaked sponge cake | 1 |
| #16 | bloodstick | 1 |
| #820 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #145 | blue money bag | 1 |
| #59 | bone bons | 1 |
| #164 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #564 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #17 | bottle of Sanguiovese | 1 |
| #400 | bread line | 1 |
| #30 | bread roll | 1 |
| #287 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 1 |
| #417 | bubblin' crude | 1 |
| #964 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #34 | candied sweet potatoes | 1 |
| #117 | chakra malt | 1 |
| #265 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #251 | cheap wind-up clock | 1 |
| #65 | chicle de salchicha | 1 |
| #299 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #36 | chocolate Ogre Chieftain | 1 |
| #504 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #25 | chocolate puppy | 1 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #34 | cranberry cylinder | 1 |
| #683 | crystalline cheer | 1 |
| #126 | cubic zirconia | 1 |
| #180 | decomposed boot | 1 |
| #67 | delicious candy | 1 |
| #108 | diluted makeup | 1 |
| #89 | discarded swimming trunks | 1 |
| #27 | dusty bottle of blood | 1 |
| #384 | eldritch effluvium | 1 |
| #69 | eldritch essence | 1 |
| #92 | eldritch extract | 1 |
| #82 | emergency margarita | 1 |
| #313 | epic wad | 1 |
| #295 | executive mime flask | 1 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #294 | flan del mar | 1 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #68 | gingerbread smartphone | 1 |
| #34 | green bean casserole | 1 |
| #294 | grilled mooseflank | 1 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #152 | headless sparrow | 1 |
| #34 | mashed potatoes | 1 |
| #127 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #151 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #36 | mince pie | 1 |
| #12 | mulled blood | 1 |
| #290 | nega-mushroom | 1 |
| #372 | negative lump | 1 |
| #418 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #285 | oldcake | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #219 | overloaded micro-reactor | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #48 | picture of you | 1 |
| #195 | pitted sheet metal | 1 |
| #75 | pocket maze | 1 |
| #42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
| #299 | primitive candy cane | 1 |
| #57 | punch-drunk punch | 1 |
| #144 | rat carcass | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #391 | red ale | 1 |
| #1012 | red class ring | 1 |
| #56 | red coin | 1 |
| #205 | red money bag | 1 |
| #272 | rose | 1 |
| #261 | runny fermented egg | 1 |
| #88 | sausage without a cause | 1 |
| #67 | shady shades | 1 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #137 | silent B | 1 |
| #56 | silent E | 1 |
| #133 | silent H | 1 |
| #202 | silent I | 1 |
| #172 | silent J | 1 |
| #147 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #240 | silent O | 1 |
| #210 | silent P | 1 |
| #68 | silent S | 1 |
| #122 | silent W | 1 |
| #185 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #120 | silent Z | 1 |
| #82 | silver face paint | 1 |
| #138 | smart watch | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #138 | soyburger juice | 1 |
| #239 | sparking robo-battery | 1 |
| #296 | spiritual candy cane | 1 |
| #78 | squeaky toy rose | 1 |
| #217 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #216 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #34 | thanksgiving turkey | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #156 | unidentified drink | 1 |
| #108 | valuable coin | 1 |
| #44 | vampagne | 1 |
| #83 | vintage smart drink | 1 |
| #31 | warm gravy | 1 |
| #96 | weird gazelle steak | 1 |
| #870 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
| #1021 | white class ring | 1 |
| #187 | white money bag | 1 |
| #173 | wind-up Whatsian robot | 1 |
| #166 | wind-up ensign | 1 |
| #152 | wind-up navigation droid | 1 |
| #165 | wind-up owl | 1 |
| #167 | wind-up vampire teeth | 1 |