| #116 | "KICK ME" sign | 1 |
| #241 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #128 | BOOterfinger | 1 |
| #62 | BROS Energy Drink | 1 |
| #299 | Baja sopapilla | 1 |
| #71 | Bit O' Quail Spleen | 1 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| #68 | Bugbearclaw Donut | 1 |
| #195 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #288 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #673 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #269 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 1 |
| #475 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #248 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #219 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #218 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #459 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #374 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| #366 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #253 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
| #51 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 1 |
| #260 | En Una Fila Tequila | 1 |
| #1165 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #445 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 1 |
| 🥇 | HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #1149 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #303 | Inner Strength | 1 |
| #316 | Inner Truth | 1 |
| #305 | Inner Wisdom | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #178 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 1 |
| #32 | Kudzu salad | 1 |
| #308 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 1 |
| #288 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #376 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #79 | Oh, the Humanitini | 1 |
| #358 | PEEZ dispenser | 1 |
| #17 | Red Russian | 1 |
| #1073 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #126 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #14 | Shudder | 1 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #508 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #1055 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #413 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #838 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #354 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #990 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #428 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1417 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1740 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1947 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #320 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #1223 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 3 |
| #253 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #315 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #628 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #332 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #449 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1044 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #554 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 2 |
| #2348 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1271 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #129 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #85 | Vodka Matryoshka | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #22 | actual blood sausage | 1 |
| #53 | alien sandwich | 1 |
| #167 | antique beer | 1 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #67 | bag of grain | 1 |
| #29 | baked stuffing | 1 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #413 | bark rootbeer | 1 |
| #76 | beaver punch (cherry) | 1 |
| #78 | beaver punch (papaya) | 1 |
| #93 | beaver punch (peach) | 1 |
| #54 | black brandy | 1 |
| #194 | black sheepskin diploma | 1 |
| #107 | black tear | 1 |
| #14 | blood roll-up | 1 |
| #15 | blood snowcone | 1 |
| #93 | blood-drive sticker | 1 |
| #37 | blood-soaked sponge cake | 1 |
| #16 | bloodstick | 1 |
| #827 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #145 | blue money bag | 1 |
| #62 | bone bons | 1 |
| #168 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #17 | bottle of Sanguiovese | 1 |
| #397 | bread line | 1 |
| #31 | bread roll | 1 |
| #299 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 1 |
| #424 | bubblin' crude | 1 |
| #970 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #299 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #37 | candied sweet potatoes | 1 |
| #117 | chakra malt | 1 |
| #266 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #254 | cheap wind-up clock | 1 |
| #68 | chicle de salchicha | 1 |
| #300 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #41 | chocolate Ogre Chieftain | 1 |
| #502 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #25 | chocolate puppy | 1 |
| #815 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #35 | cranberry cylinder | 1 |
| #693 | crystalline cheer | 1 |
| #126 | cubic zirconia | 1 |
| #183 | decomposed boot | 1 |
| #68 | delicious candy | 1 |
| #109 | diluted makeup | 1 |
| #91 | discarded swimming trunks | 1 |
| #28 | dusty bottle of blood | 1 |
| #389 | eldritch effluvium | 1 |
| #70 | eldritch essence | 1 |
| #91 | eldritch extract | 1 |
| #80 | emergency margarita | 1 |
| #315 | epic wad | 1 |
| #297 | executive mime flask | 1 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #145 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #297 | flan del mar | 1 |
| #562 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #70 | gingerbread smartphone | 1 |
| #35 | green bean casserole | 1 |
| #297 | grilled mooseflank | 1 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #156 | headless sparrow | 1 |
| #36 | mashed potatoes | 1 |
| #128 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #228 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #152 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #206 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #37 | mince pie | 1 |
| #12 | mulled blood | 1 |
| #291 | nega-mushroom | 1 |
| #377 | negative lump | 1 |
| #420 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #530 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #289 | oldcake | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #218 | overloaded micro-reactor | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #53 | picture of you | 1 |
| #196 | pitted sheet metal | 1 |
| #76 | pocket maze | 1 |
| #42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
| #302 | primitive candy cane | 1 |
| #59 | punch-drunk punch | 1 |
| #147 | rat carcass | 1 |
| #1732 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #389 | red ale | 1 |
| #1023 | red class ring | 1 |
| #56 | red coin | 1 |
| #206 | red money bag | 1 |
| #280 | rose | 1 |
| #264 | runny fermented egg | 1 |
| #91 | sausage without a cause | 1 |
| #68 | shady shades | 1 |
| #70 | silent A | 1 |
| #139 | silent B | 1 |
| #57 | silent E | 1 |
| #136 | silent H | 1 |
| #203 | silent I | 1 |
| #173 | silent J | 1 |
| #150 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #242 | silent O | 1 |
| #213 | silent P | 1 |
| #69 | silent S | 1 |
| #123 | silent W | 1 |
| #186 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #121 | silent Z | 1 |
| #82 | silver face paint | 1 |
| #138 | smart watch | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #146 | soyburger juice | 1 |
| #239 | sparking robo-battery | 1 |
| #299 | spiritual candy cane | 1 |
| #79 | squeaky toy rose | 1 |
| #219 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #220 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #35 | thanksgiving turkey | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #957 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #612 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #930 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #602 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #633 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #935 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #947 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #593 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #953 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #569 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #950 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #567 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3116 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3125 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3075 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3960 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3915 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3068 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1359 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3966 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1368 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1344 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3914 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3879 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8155 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3998 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #161 | unidentified drink | 1 |
| #108 | valuable coin | 1 |
| #45 | vampagne | 1 |
| #85 | vintage smart drink | 1 |
| #32 | warm gravy | 1 |
| #99 | weird gazelle steak | 1 |
| #872 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
| #1032 | white class ring | 1 |
| #188 | white money bag | 1 |
| #176 | wind-up Whatsian robot | 1 |
| #169 | wind-up ensign | 1 |
| #155 | wind-up navigation droid | 1 |
| #166 | wind-up owl | 1 |
| #168 | wind-up vampire teeth | 1 |