| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #126 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 4 |
| #1276 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 9 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #383 | Boss Bat bling | 9 |
| #1645 | Boss Bat britches | 5 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1558 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3213 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #775 | Drowsy Sword | 21 |
| #20 | El Vibrato trapezoid | 2 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #349 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #656 | Green Clover of Justice | 3 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #85 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 2 |
| #1179 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 21 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #627 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #49 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 2 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #101 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 2 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1147 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2461 | badass belt | 20 |
| #37 | banana-frosted king cake | 33 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #28 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #299 | bit of clingfilm | 14 |
| #54 | black candygram | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #30 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 22 |
| #1289 | bottle of goofballs | 19 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #2814 | box of sunshine | 33 |
| #366 | casino pass | 8 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #73 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 23 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #27 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #42 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #124 | das boot | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #1338 | duct tape | 11 |
| #109 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #1182 | easter egg balloon | 21 |
| #1203 | empty agua de vida bottle | 3 |
| #185 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 331 |
| #631 | facsimile dictionary | 15 |
| #835 | filthy lucre | 39 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #444 | gearbox necklace | 2 |
| #428 | gloomy black mushroom | 7 |
| #250 | green candygram | 1 |
| #1249 | grue egg | 21 |
| #733 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #1726 | handful of confetti | 21 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #668 | hobo nickel | 232 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #268 | lavender candygram | 1 |
| #156 | magical mystery juice | 144 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #843 | obsidian dagger | 21 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #320 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #199 | radium-flavored potato chips | 330 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #1033 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #151 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #32 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #668 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1323 | spectre scepter | 21 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #118 | sugar shirt | 1 |
| #59 | tattered paper crown | 5 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #506 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #564 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 17 |
| #199 | wad of cotton | 15 |
| #276 | white candygram | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #181 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 321 |
| #468 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |
| #845 | wrench bracelet | 2 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |