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| #46 | 11-leaf clover | 27 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #36 | Hollandaise helmet | 611 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #46 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 3 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #461 | Tuesday's ruby | 3 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #26 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 2 |
| #2950 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #6711 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #89 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #114 | dense meat stack | 19,650 |
| #105 | disco ball | 632 |
| #103 | disco mask | 646 |
| #1945 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #682 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 6 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #60 | grandfather watch | 1 |
| #459 | handful of walnuts | 1 |
| #157 | helmet turtle | 606 |
| #600 | iron pasta spoon | 8 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #542 | kneecapping stick | 22 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #1846 | mafia aria | 2 |
| #32 | mariachi hat | 683 |
| #3078 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #1398 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #2716 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #113 | old sweatpants | 638 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1758 | pail | 1 |
| #87 | pasta spoon | 593 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #91 | ravioli hat | 608 |
| #55 | ridiculous cocktail | 22 |
| #39 | ridiculous sandwich | 34 |
| #477 | robotronic egg | 56 |
| #129 | saucepan | 634 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #134 | seal-clubbing club | 615 |
| #64 | seal-skull helmet | 610 |
| #2958 | shiny ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #137 | stolen accordion | 640 |
| #555 | strange shiny disc | 6 |
| #2260 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2259 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #1187 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #602 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #1983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 9 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 6 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #196 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 6 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #2251 | tiny plastic angry goat | 8 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #4855 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4887 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #2463 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 7 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3335 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #4849 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #2244 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 8 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #1960 | tiny plastic killer bee | 9 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #3308 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #2228 | tiny plastic mosquito | 8 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #2155 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #6186 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #4881 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #1148 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 8 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2104 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1625 | toy wheel | 2 |
| #122 | turtle totem | 612 |
| #1914 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #759 | wad of cotton | 2 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #812 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |