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| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #109 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 12 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #37 | Hollandaise helmet | 611 |
| #662 | Instant Karma | 6 |
| #101 | Knob Goblin learning pill | 8 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #48 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 3 |
| #255 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #85 | The Lost Glasses | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read) | 1 |
| #460 | Tuesday's ruby | 3 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #26 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 2 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1884 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #5907 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| #89 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #463 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3108 | candy stake | 2 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #194 | dense meat stack | 3,500 |
| #105 | disco ball | 632 |
| #104 | disco mask | 646 |
| #130 | eternal car battery | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #410 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #682 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 6 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #394 | goat | 1 |
| #60 | grandfather watch | 1 |
| #463 | handful of walnuts | 1 |
| #160 | helmet turtle | 606 |
| #600 | iron pasta spoon | 8 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #120 | jaunty feather | 1 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #543 | kneecapping stick | 22 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1845 | mafia aria | 2 |
| #33 | mariachi hat | 683 |
| #3075 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #1396 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #114 | old sweatpants | 638 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #88 | pasta spoon | 593 |
| #150 | pewter claymore | 1 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #132 | powdered candy sushi set | 7 |
| #93 | ravioli hat | 608 |
| #56 | ridiculous cocktail | 22 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #39 | ridiculous sandwich | 34 |
| #478 | robotronic egg | 56 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #129 | saucepan | 634 |
| #1031 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #134 | seal-clubbing club | 615 |
| #65 | seal-skull helmet | 610 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #138 | stolen accordion | 640 |
| #555 | strange shiny disc | 6 |
| #717 | strawberry | 5 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #432 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #1189 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #603 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #1988 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 9 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2040 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 6 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #197 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 6 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2771 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #2782 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #2259 | tiny plastic angry goat | 8 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4900 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #3968 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #2471 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 7 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3344 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #2248 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 8 |
| #2789 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #4811 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #2707 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #1964 | tiny plastic killer bee | 9 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3971 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #3312 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #2231 | tiny plastic mosquito | 8 |
| #3921 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #2644 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #2158 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #6199 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3948 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #4891 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 8 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2107 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1624 | toy wheel | 2 |
| #122 | turtle totem | 612 |
| #1912 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #759 | wad of cotton | 2 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #811 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |