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| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
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| #1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
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| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
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| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
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| #921 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
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| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
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| #104 | booty chest charrrm bracelet | 1 |
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| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
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| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
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| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
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| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
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| #83 | catskin cap | 1 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #715 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
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| #111 | clownskin buckler | 1 |
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| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #705 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #418 | cursed cannonball | 1 |
| #454 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 1 |
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| #1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
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| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #803 | disease | 4 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #548 | divine blowout | 1 |
| #561 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
| #479 | divine cracker | 1 |
| #547 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #946 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #736 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #957 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
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| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #776 | frightful feather | 1 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #810 | frozen feather | 1 |
| #152 | fruit basket | 1 |
| #85 | furry kilt | 1 |
| #425 | furry pants | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #46 | glimmering penguin feather | 1 |
| #44 | glimmering phoenix feather | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
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| #790 | gnoll teeth | 1 |
| #705 | goat beard | 2 |
| #823 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #4015 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #1279 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #825 | handful of sand | 2 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1192 | heavy D | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #77 | hippopotamus kilt | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #684 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2544 | killing feather | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #6 | linoleum meat stack | 100 |
| #911 | lowercase N | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #383 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #919 | marshmallow | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #136 | meatloaf helmet | 1 |
| #94 | meaty helmet turtle | 1 |
| #669 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #1201 | metallic A | 1 |
| #936 | milky potion | 1 |
| #898 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #911 | murky potion | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1182 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1170 | original G | 1 |
| #409 | ovoid leather thing | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #90 | penguinskin mini-kilt | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #273 | powdered organs | 8 |
| #989 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #421 | purple glowstick | 3 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #555 | ram horns | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #366 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #340 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #1554 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #2679 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1004 | ruby W | 1 |
| #885 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #2590 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #1102 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1016 | smart skull | 1 |
| #941 | smoky potion | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1156 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #1130 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| 🥈 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 12,497 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| 🥇 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 16,744 |
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| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #928 | swirly potion | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #504 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1592 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #1908 | useless powder | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #670 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #811 | windchimes | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |