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| #83 | catskin cap | 1 |
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| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
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| #1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
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| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #550 | divine blowout | 1 |
| #562 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
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| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
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| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
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| #947 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
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| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #738 | fetid feather | 1 |
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| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
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| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #777 | frightful feather | 1 |
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| #811 | frozen feather | 1 |
| #152 | fruit basket | 1 |
| #86 | furry kilt | 1 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #46 | glimmering penguin feather | 1 |
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| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
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| #706 | goat beard | 2 |
| #825 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #2776 | golden ring | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #4019 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #1282 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #823 | handful of sand | 2 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1194 | heavy D | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #77 | hippopotamus kilt | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #683 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2542 | killing feather | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #897 | leather mask | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #6 | linoleum meat stack | 100 |
| #912 | lowercase N | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #386 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #921 | marshmallow | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #136 | meatloaf helmet | 1 |
| #95 | meaty helmet turtle | 1 |
| #671 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #1204 | metallic A | 1 |
| #938 | milky potion | 1 |
| #898 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #912 | murky potion | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1183 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1171 | original G | 1 |
| #410 | ovoid leather thing | 1 |
| #807 | party hat | 1 |
| #90 | penguinskin mini-kilt | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1168 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #275 | powdered organs | 8 |
| #988 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #421 | purple glowstick | 3 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #557 | ram horns | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #310 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #368 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #353 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #341 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #1556 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #2677 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1003 | ruby W | 1 |
| #884 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #2589 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #1103 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1014 | smart skull | 1 |
| #942 | smoky potion | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1154 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #1131 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| 🥈 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 12,497 |
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| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1712 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #928 | swirly potion | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #505 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1590 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2813 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #1906 | useless powder | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #669 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #2756 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #896 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #815 | windchimes | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |