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| #1852 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #263 | Crimbo pie | 10 |
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| #33 | Rainbow's Gravity | 5 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #138 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #645 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #336 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #306 | alphabet gum | 5 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #489 | around the world | 1 |
| #1192 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #97 | ball-in-a-cup | 2 |
| #519 | banana | 8 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #93 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #873 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #813 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #3057 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #645 | blue snowcone | 4 |
| #275 | borg sock monkey | 7 |
| #5251 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| #2376 | brick | 2 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #2337 | candy cane | 9 |
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| #1852 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #427 | chocolate filthy lucre | 7 |
| #940 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1795 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #3277 | club necklace | 1 |
| #91 | container of Spooky Putty | 1 |
| #1824 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
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| #1812 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #123 | cream pie | 12 |
| #197 | cursed piece of thirteen | 5 |
| #291 | cyborg doll | 6 |
| #840 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #1477 | defective skull | 1 |
| #1369 | delicious salad | 6 |
| #3289 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #67 | disturbing fanfic | 4,887 |
| #510 | divine blowout | 2 |
| #476 | divine can of silly string | 3 |
| #338 | divine champagne flute | 14 |
| #410 | divine champagne popper | 2 |
| #428 | divine cracker | 2 |
| #503 | divine noisemaker | 2 |
| #1241 | easter egg balloon | 20 |
| #64 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 198 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #132 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 2 |
| #1773 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #630 | facsimile dictionary | 15 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #492 | fancy seashell necklace | 2 |
| #1076 | felt | 8 |
| #693 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #819 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #275 | flower petal pie | 1 |
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| #496 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #707 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #1465 | gingerbread bugbear | 11 |
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| #344 | golden ring | 77 |
| #1098 | googly eye | 10 |
| #479 | green balloon | 4 |
| #1158 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #842 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #430 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #1410 | handful of confetti | 27 |
| #3383 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #201 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #257 | iGoogly | 100 |
| #120 | immense cyborg hand | 16 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #263 | irradiated candy cane | 14 |
| #1295 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #171 | killing feather | 112 |
| #328 | laser-broiled pear | 24 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #315 | long-stemmed rose | 5 |
| #1891 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #204 | marionette collective | 4 |
| #58 | mole molé | 3 |
| #300 | monomolecular yo-yo | 244 |
| #499 | mugcake | 2 |
| #616 | nanite-infested candy cane | 20 |
| #2561 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #720 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 7 |
| #1086 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #1228 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #861 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #7 | origami pasties | 1 |
| #121 | oversized fish scaler | 20 |
| #1352 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #473 | pack of KWE trading card | 7 |
| #807 | party hat | 1 |
| #237 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #739 | personal massager | 1 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #982 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #1651 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1882 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #1153 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #1167 | pixellated candy heart | 6 |
| #202 | polyalloy shield | 11 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #485 | pretty bouquet | 2 |
| #890 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #846 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #503 | roasted marshmallow | 50 |
| #189 | roboduck-on-a-string | 8 |
| #235 | robotronic egg | 100 |
| #1431 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #189 | rogue swarmer | 131 |
| #1067 | roll of toilet paper | 40 |
| #1494 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 5 |
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| #1845 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1734 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 4 |
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| #2421 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #168 | sawblade fragment | 120 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #212 | shimmering rainbow sand | 2 |
| #1121 | snake | 1 |
| #910 | solid gold bowling ball | 15 |
| #2497 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1136 | sparkler | 1 |
| #139 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #799 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1580 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #584 | stuffed gray blob | 55 |
| #724 | stuffing | 12 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #185 | teddy borg | 57 |
| #312 | theoretical string | 55 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #147 | tomato daiquiri | 11 |
| #1868 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #236 | toothbrush | 5 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #96 | toy maglev monorail | 11 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1385 | unstable DNA | 20 |
| #155 | unstable laser battery | 116 |
| #729 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #823 | useless powder | 77 |
| #179 | valuable trinket | 512 |
| #181 | vibrating cyborg knife | 18 |
| #388 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 14 |
| #392 | voodoo snuff | 3 |
| #8 | wad of dough | 89,000 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1159 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #185 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 13 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2054 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #1378 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |
| #2115 | yellow snowcone | 1 |