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| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #210 | Bulky Buddy Box | 13 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
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| #1847 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #261 | Crimbo pie | 10 |
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| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
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| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #33 | Rainbow's Gravity | 5 |
| #2657 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #642 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #333 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #302 | alphabet gum | 5 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #488 | around the world | 1 |
| #1193 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #97 | ball-in-a-cup | 2 |
| #518 | banana | 8 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #92 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #874 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #3060 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #646 | blue snowcone | 4 |
| #276 | borg sock monkey | 7 |
| #5242 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| #2369 | brick | 2 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #2335 | candy cane | 9 |
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| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #426 | chocolate filthy lucre | 7 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #92 | container of Spooky Putty | 1 |
| #1819 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1816 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1809 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #121 | cream pie | 12 |
| #197 | cursed piece of thirteen | 5 |
| #292 | cyborg doll | 6 |
| #841 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #1369 | delicious salad | 6 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #67 | disturbing fanfic | 4,887 |
| #508 | divine blowout | 2 |
| #474 | divine can of silly string | 3 |
| #337 | divine champagne flute | 14 |
| #411 | divine champagne popper | 2 |
| #429 | divine cracker | 2 |
| #502 | divine noisemaker | 2 |
| #1241 | easter egg balloon | 20 |
| #62 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 198 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #132 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 2 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #631 | facsimile dictionary | 15 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #489 | fancy seashell necklace | 2 |
| #1077 | felt | 8 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #821 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #274 | flower petal pie | 1 |
| #816 | foam dart | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #708 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #1463 | gingerbread bugbear | 11 |
| #682 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 6 |
| #345 | golden ring | 77 |
| #1098 | googly eye | 10 |
| #479 | green balloon | 4 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #842 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #431 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #1406 | handful of confetti | 27 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #257 | iGoogly | 100 |
| #121 | immense cyborg hand | 16 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #263 | irradiated candy cane | 14 |
| #1294 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #1832 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #172 | killing feather | 112 |
| #327 | laser-broiled pear | 24 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #315 | long-stemmed rose | 5 |
| #1895 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #204 | marionette collective | 4 |
| #57 | mole molé | 3 |
| #300 | monomolecular yo-yo | 244 |
| #500 | mugcake | 2 |
| #614 | nanite-infested candy cane | 20 |
| #2561 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #720 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 7 |
| #1085 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #860 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #7 | origami pasties | 1 |
| #121 | oversized fish scaler | 20 |
| #1351 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #471 | pack of KWE trading card | 7 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #738 | personal massager | 1 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #985 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #1654 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #1167 | pixellated candy heart | 6 |
| #202 | polyalloy shield | 11 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #484 | pretty bouquet | 2 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #846 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #503 | roasted marshmallow | 50 |
| #189 | roboduck-on-a-string | 8 |
| #235 | robotronic egg | 100 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #189 | rogue swarmer | 131 |
| #1066 | roll of toilet paper | 40 |
| #1489 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2790 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1839 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1722 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #2410 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #168 | sawblade fragment | 120 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #212 | shimmering rainbow sand | 2 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #907 | solid gold bowling ball | 15 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #802 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 1 |
| #2259 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2245 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #584 | stuffed gray blob | 55 |
| #722 | stuffing | 12 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #186 | teddy borg | 57 |
| #313 | theoretical string | 55 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #146 | tomato daiquiri | 11 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #237 | toothbrush | 5 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #96 | toy maglev monorail | 11 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1387 | unstable DNA | 20 |
| #155 | unstable laser battery | 116 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #825 | useless powder | 77 |
| #179 | valuable trinket | 512 |
| #182 | vibrating cyborg knife | 18 |
| #389 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 14 |
| #391 | voodoo snuff | 3 |
| #8 | wad of dough | 89,000 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1163 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #184 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 13 |
| #1936 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2054 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #1379 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |
| #2119 | yellow snowcone | 1 |