| #5 | Adventurer bobblehead | 12 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| #63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| 🥇 | FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask | 1,337 |
| 🥇 | Freddy Kruegerand | 31,337 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| 🥇 | Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) | 200 |
| 🥇 | LOV Emotionizer | 1,337 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #172 | My First Art of War | 1 |
| #9 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 100 |
| 🥈 | Purple Beast energy drink | 69,420 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| 🥉 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 126 |
| #507 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #831 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #89 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 12 |
| #26 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 14 |
| #4 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 36 |
| #85 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 8 |
| #4 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 17 |
| #19 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 12 |
| 🥈 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 119 |
| #1204 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 3 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1221 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 3 |
| #85 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 7 |
| #331 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #96 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 23 |
| #175 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 7 |
| #7 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 57 |
| #1601 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 4 |
| #645 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 8 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #321 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| #4 | White Dragon Fang | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel accordion | 1 |
| #11 | aerogel akubra | 1 |
| #14 | aerogel anvil | 1 |
| #8 | aerogel apron | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel ascot | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel attache case | 1 |
| 🥇 | antique beer | 300 |
| #12 | bakelite backpack | 1 |
| #9 | bakelite badge | 1 |
| #16 | bakelite belt | 1 |
| #12 | bakelite bowl | 1 |
| #15 | bakelite breeches | 1 |
| #14 | bakelite brooch | 1 |
| 🥇 | beavermouth | 6,969 |
| 🥇 | big tun | 19,068 |
| #10 | briefcase full of sprinkles | 1 |
| #29 | cheer extractor | 69 |
| 🥉 | cop dollar | 69,696 |
| #10 | dice belt buckle | 1 |
| #12 | dice ring | 1 |
| 🥉 | dice sunglasses | 2 |
| #11 | dice-print do-rag | 1 |
| #9 | dice-shaped backpack | 2 |
| 🥇 | disintegrating barrel | 21,197 |
| #24 | facehugging alien | 69 |
| #10 | fiberglass fannypack | 1 |
| #15 | fiberglass fedora | 1 |
| #16 | fiberglass fetish | 1 |
| #13 | fiberglass fingerguard | 1 |
| #12 | fiberglass foil | 1 |
| #12 | fiberglass frock | 1 |
| #8 | gabardine gaiters | 1 |
| #11 | gabardine garibaldi | 1 |
| #9 | gabardine garland | 1 |
| #10 | gabardine girdle | 1 |
| #7 | gabardine gloves | 1 |
| 🥇 | grilled mooseflank | 4,000 |
| #5 | mooseflank | 1,337 |
| 🥇 | mouldering barrel | 5,667 |
| 🥈 | muscle oil | 1,337 |
| 🥇 | pile of Trainbot parts | 100,000 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #211 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #328 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #288 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #180 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #15 | polyester pad | 1 |
| #14 | polyester panama hat | 1 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #17 | polyester peeler | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
| #18 | porcelain pelerine | 1 |
| #23 | porcelain pepper mill | 1 |
| #24 | porcelain phantom mask | 1 |
| #19 | porcelain plus-fours | 1 |
| #25 | porcelain police baton | 1 |
| #22 | porcelain porkpie | 1 |
| #246 | stainless steel scarf | 12 |
| #2244 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1334 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #58 | stainless steel suspenders | 33 |
| #9 | wicker clicker | 1 |
| #9 | wicker kickers | 1 |
| #8 | wicker knickers | 1 |
| #12 | wicker slicker | 1 |
| #8 | wicker sticker | 1 |
| #12 | wicker ticker | 1 |
| #12 | wrought-iron waders | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron walker | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron whisk | 1 |
| #11 | wrought-iron widget | 1 |
| #13 | wrought-iron wig | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron winch crank | 1 |
| #8 | your own black heart | 666 |