| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #634 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 2 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #45 | Chorale of Companionship | 2 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #887 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #29 | El Vibrato Megadrone | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #256 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 1 |
| #230 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #262 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #851 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #1076 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Scummy Sink | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #384 | Tales of the Word Realms | 1 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #777 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1945 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1805 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #751 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #339 | Typical Tavern swill | 12 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #217 | ant agonist | 15 |
| #185 | ant hoe | 2 |
| #167 | ant pick | 2 |
| #166 | ant pitchfork | 2 |
| #184 | ant rake | 2 |
| #260 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #1660 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #430 | beholed bedsheet | 2 |
| #198 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #2494 | club necklace | 2 |
| 🥈 | deactivated RoboGoose | 1 |
| #1520 | delicious salad | 4 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #949 | dusty Crimbo crate | 7 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #2126 | handful of confetti | 15 |
| #1997 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #304 | invisible bag | 3 |
| #236 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #694 | poutine | 1 |
| #246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #721 | really dense meat stack | 8 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #215 | seal tooth | 94 |
| #163 | seal-skull helmet | 138 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1092 | solid gold bowling ball | 11 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #3136 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3940 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 10 |
| #6274 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #4263 | stuffed angry cow | 9 |
| #3763 | stuffed astral badger | 11 |
| #4051 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #4160 | stuffed cocoabo | 9 |
| #3826 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 11 |
| #4308 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 9 |
| #1657 | stuffed gray blob | 6 |
| #4903 | stuffed hand turkey | 7 |
| #3375 | stuffed mind flayer | 13 |
| #5815 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #5798 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4743 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
| #4055 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #4567 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4017 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 10 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #223 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #1417 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1159 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #795 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1356 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #2139 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #777 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1138 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1339 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2055 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6141 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #3305 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4874 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #6238 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #2689 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #2203 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #4885 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6154 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #4810 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #4837 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #4798 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #2612 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #2817 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #4018 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2752 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #2699 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2789 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |