| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #634 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 2 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #46 | Chorale of Companionship | 2 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #882 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #28 | El Vibrato Megadrone | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #254 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 1 |
| #227 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Scummy Sink | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #383 | Tales of the Word Realms | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #776 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #338 | Typical Tavern swill | 12 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #216 | ant agonist | 15 |
| #183 | ant hoe | 2 |
| #165 | ant pick | 2 |
| #164 | ant pitchfork | 2 |
| #182 | ant rake | 2 |
| #257 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #428 | beholed bedsheet | 2 |
| #197 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #2492 | club necklace | 2 |
| 🥈 | deactivated RoboGoose | 1 |
| #1521 | delicious salad | 4 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #949 | dusty Crimbo crate | 7 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #2123 | handful of confetti | 15 |
| #1993 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #302 | invisible bag | 3 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #692 | poutine | 1 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #719 | really dense meat stack | 8 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #214 | seal tooth | 94 |
| #162 | seal-skull helmet | 138 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1092 | solid gold bowling ball | 11 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3927 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 10 |
| #6262 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #4253 | stuffed angry cow | 9 |
| #3755 | stuffed astral badger | 11 |
| #4042 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #4150 | stuffed cocoabo | 9 |
| #3816 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 11 |
| #4298 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 9 |
| #1658 | stuffed gray blob | 6 |
| #4891 | stuffed hand turkey | 7 |
| #3366 | stuffed mind flayer | 13 |
| #5804 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #5785 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4735 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
| #4043 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #4556 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 10 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #3298 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2151 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2143 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #2695 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |