| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2031 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #611 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 3 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #899 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #2260 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #1872 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #400 | Colander of Em-er'il | 6 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1424 | Drowsy Sword | 7 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #775 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #609 | Instant Karma | 7 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #2315 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #487 | Newman's Own Trousers | 2 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #44 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 2 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #403 | Valentine | 85 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #1194 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #3571 | badass belt | 11 |
| #574 | banana-frosted king cake | 4 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #769 | bit of clingfilm | 5 |
| #33 | bone aperitif | 12 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1372 | box of sunshine | 134 |
| #112 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 18 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #746 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #199 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #1935 | easter egg balloon | 11 |
| #995 | facsimile dictionary | 7 |
| #885 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #322 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #169 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #362 | foie gras | 2 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #826 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #781 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #366 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #3465 | grue egg | 4 |
| #422 | grue egg omelette | 5 |
| #1074 | heart of the volcano | 4 |
| #273 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #145 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1978 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1414 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #384 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #1713 | obsidian dagger | 7 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #54 | pig-iron bracers | 3 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #2410 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #578 | savoy truffle | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #81 | secret from the future | 2 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #2372 | spectre scepter | 6 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #1574 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #821 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #249 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #266 | useless powder | 591 |
| #273 | valuable trinket | 328 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #348 | wad of cotton | 9 |
| #630 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |