| #1323 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #835 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2032 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 3 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #900 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #2262 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1940 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #1870 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #402 | Colander of Em-er'il | 6 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1425 | Drowsy Sword | 7 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #758 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #145 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #621 | Instant Karma | 7 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #1015 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #2320 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #488 | Newman's Own Trousers | 2 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #1076 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #44 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 2 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #403 | Valentine | 85 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #731 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #1122 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #1193 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #3567 | badass belt | 11 |
| #574 | banana-frosted king cake | 4 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #766 | bit of clingfilm | 5 |
| #33 | bone aperitif | 12 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1376 | box of sunshine | 134 |
| #112 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 18 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #746 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #200 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #1935 | easter egg balloon | 11 |
| #996 | facsimile dictionary | 7 |
| #886 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #168 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #366 | foie gras | 2 |
| #1453 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #827 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #782 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #1495 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #3471 | grue egg | 4 |
| #420 | grue egg omelette | 5 |
| #1083 | heart of the volcano | 4 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #146 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1424 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #385 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #1709 | obsidian dagger | 7 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #54 | pig-iron bracers | 3 |
| #308 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #282 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #576 | savoy truffle | 1 |
| #1034 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #80 | secret from the future | 2 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #2380 | spectre scepter | 6 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #1573 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #821 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #249 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #266 | useless powder | 591 |
| #274 | valuable trinket | 328 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #349 | wad of cotton | 9 |
| #631 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |