| #397 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 4 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #501 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #831 | Bulky Buddy Box | 3 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #46 | Chorale of Companionship | 2 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #584 | Crimbo pie | 2 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #85 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 2 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #619 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 21 |
| #235 | Miniborg beeper | 2 |
| #223 | Miniborg hiveminder | 2 |
| #249 | Miniborg laser | 2 |
| #275 | Miniborg stomper | 2 |
| #259 | Miniborg strangler | 2 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #97 | ball-in-a-cup | 2 |
| #289 | battered Crimbo Crate | 43 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #685 | black-and-blue light | 16 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #656 | blue plasma ball | 20 |
| #622 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
| #503 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 5 |
| #296 | bowl of fishysoisse | 3 |
| #630 | canteen of wine | 40 |
| #18 | cheap elven gloves | 97 |
| #618 | cheap studded belt | 17 |
| #1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #361 | corncob pipe | 3 |
| #594 | cyborg doll | 2 |
| #380 | cyborg stompin' boot | 5 |
| #427 | deadly lampshade | 2 |
| #443 | decaying goldfish liver | 6 |
| #1206 | delicious salad | 10 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #154 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #340 | dollhive | 28 |
| #581 | dusty Crimbo crate | 19 |
| #229 | elven limbos gingerbread | 57 |
| #143 | elven moonshine | 73 |
| #20 | elven socks | 101 |
| #313 | epic wad | 1 |
| #3307 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 3 |
| #2008 | felt | 2 |
| #577 | flavored foot massage oil | 26 |
| #599 | foam dart | 22 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #462 | gator skin | 7 |
| #138 | golden ring | 131 |
| #862 | iGoogly | 13 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #148 | killing feather | 124 |
| #260 | laser-broiled pear | 33 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #331 | lucky bottlecap | 4 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #362 | monomolecular yo-yo | 190 |
| #565 | mylar scout drone | 9 |
| #1123 | nanite-infested candy cane | 9 |
| #526 | nanite-infested eggnog | 9 |
| #328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 13 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #463 | nanofiber cloth | 11 |
| #886 | oversized fish scaler | 6 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #242 | panhandle panhandling hat | 6 |
| #666 | personal massager | 3 |
| #717 | personalized coffee mug | 26 |
| #89 | polyalloy shield | 19 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #296 | robotronic egg | 84 |
| #128 | rogue swarmer | 180 |
| #168 | sawblade fragment | 120 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #584 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 23 |
| #5702 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #7813 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #2424 | stuffed angry cow | 20 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6161 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #6363 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5330 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 6 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #361 | stuffed gray blob | 123 |
| #6322 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #7815 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #7878 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #1077 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 19 |
| #7828 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #6984 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7813 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #802 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 15 |
| #118 | super salad | 4 |
| #1375 | teddy borg | 3 |
| #509 | theoretical string | 26 |
| #285 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 4 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 4 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 5 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 4 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #1235 | tiny plastic blooper | 6 |
| #2213 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 4 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #4787 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1323 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #815 | toy hoverpad | 11 |
| #203 | toy maglev monorail | 7 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #219 | unstable laser battery | 89 |
| #91 | vibrating cyborg knife | 29 |
| #358 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 16 |
| 🥇 | webbed comic mask | 1 |
| #6 | witty rapier | 2,538 |