Museum :: Zerstu

Zerstu

Rank	Item	Quantity
#578	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	2
#1435	1-ball	1
#1047	2-ball	2
#1453	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#88	4-d camera	3
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#96	5-hour acrimony	4
#393	668 scroll	1
#500	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	4
#1638	8-ball	4
#621	9-ball	1
#784	ASCII shirt	1
#228	Alice's Army Coward	1
#1132	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#12	BOOtonniere	6
#110	BRICKO pearl	1
#33	BRICKO pyramid	1
#150	Barulio's bottle	1
#185	Bash-Ōs cereal	3
#237	Ben-Gal™ Balm	2
#561	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
#759	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#617	Blackfly Chardonnay	2
#586	Blatantly Canadian	1
#254	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#421	Boris's key lime pie	1
#926	Boris's ring	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#445	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#163	Claybender glasses	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1151	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1425	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#280	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#264	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#347	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	2
#479	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1479	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#1348	Crimbo candied pecan	1
#1171	Crimbo fudge	3
#1258	Crimbo peppermint bark	2
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#2238	Crimbuck	19
#2881	Crown of the Goblin King	4
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#572	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	4
#1494	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#538	Dramatic™ range	1
#16	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	587
#15	Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	1
#88	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	2
#1374	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#288	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#215	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#652	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#496	Elfin shortbread	1
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#1164	Ent cider	1
#65	FDKOL commendation	9,792
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#185	FDKOL hotcakes	25
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#8	Flaming Sazerorc	37
#50	Flying Caipiranha	1
#530	Frosty's frosty mug	2
#180	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	1
#57	Gets-You-Drunk	2
#258	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#673	Gnollish pie tin	1
#579	Gnollish plunger	2
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#233	Gordon Bennett	1
#335	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#58	Green Velvet	1
#153	Hell broth	1
#480	Hippy Army MPE	3
#91	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#665	Hodgman's blanket	1
#405	Hollandaise helmet	2
#77	Hunger™ Sauce	1
#20	Ice-Cold Beerring	2
#1794	Imp Ale	2
#836	Kissin' Cousins	1
#211	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#818	Knob Goblin elite helm	2
#713	Knob Goblin elite pants	3
#791	Knob Goblin elite polearm	2
#1053	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#182	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#848	Knob Goblin firecracker	7
#776	Knob Goblin harem pants	2
#995	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#1044	Knob Goblin pants	1
#736	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#314	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#849	Knob Goblin scimitar	3
#631	Knob Goblin spatula	2
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#867	Knob Goblin tongs	3
#887	Knob Goblin visor	1
#821	Knob mushroom	1
#234	Knob nuts	1
#216	Knob pasty	2
#131	Knoll lo mein	1
#1017	Knoll mushroom	1
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#24	Lazybones™ recliner	1
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#1199	M-242	1
#216	MSG	1
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#1551	Mad Train wine	3
#400	Manetwich	1
#259	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#100	Mark of the Bugbear	2
#66	Mark of the Ghost	4
#59	Mark of the Skeleton	5
#78	Mark of the Vampire	3
#127	Mark of the Werewolf	1
#126	Mark of the Zombie	1
#225	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#849	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#130	Meat maid	1
#860	Meleegra™ pills	4
#49	Mer-kin begsign	2
#137	Mer-kin fastjuice	2
#39	Mer-kin gutgirdle	2
#184	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#83	Mer-kin lipstick	1
#46	Mer-kin lunchbox	1
#181	Mer-kin prayerbeads	1
#106	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#131	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#161	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
#81	Mer-kin weaksauce	1
#62	Mer-kin wordquiz	1
#1140	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#16	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	1
#11	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	1
#14	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	1
#390	Misty Cape	1
#850	Mohawk wig	2
#872	Mountain Stream soda	3
#2684	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#91	Muschat	1
#428	Newbiesport™ tent	2
#86	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#385	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	1
#251	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	2
#740	Now and Earlier	1
#231	O'RLY manual	1
#310	Oil of Parrrlay	5
#477	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	2
#842	Orcish baseball cap	1
#783	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#942	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	7
#886	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#179	Prelude of Precision	1
#474	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#113	Ralph IX cognac	2
#937	Ram's Face Lager	1
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#1461	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#39	Ring of Fire	2
#2659	Rock Pops	1
#447	Rock and Roll Legend	2
#4	Sazerorc	69
#680	Schrödinger's thermos	10
#974	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#565	Snow Queen Crown	2
#252	Space Tours Tripple	1
#1110	Spam Witch sammich	1
#128	Spirit Precipice	1
#844	Spooky Surprise Egg	2
#477	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#453	Steal This Candy	3
#946	Summer Nights	1
#738	Supernova Champagne	1
#70	TÎ¤◊lisman of Baiø‡	1
#738	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	3
#728	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	3
#524	The Cooler Out of Space	1
#72	Thriller Ice	1
#414	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	3
#1379	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	6
#443	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	3
#931	Travels with Jerry	1
#753	Typical Tavern swill	1
#52	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#608	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	2
#98	Ur-Donut	1
#91	Van der Graaf helmet	2
#1000	Wand of Nagamar	2
#169	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	1
#185	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	2
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#237	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	4
#2959	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#917	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#275	a butt tuba	2
#205	abominable blubber	1
#500	accidental cider	1
#53	accidental mutton	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#233	actual reality goggles	1
#196	adder	1
#611	adder bladder	4
#706	all-purpose cleaner	1
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#658	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#235	ancient poisoned dart	2
#671	ancient protein powder	1
#533	ancient spice	1
#251	ancient stone fist	1
#15	ancient turtle shell helmet	4
#3685	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#78	angry inch	1
#534	ant agonist	2
#252	ant pick	1
#249	ant pitchfork	1
#257	ant sickle	1
#323	anti-anti-antidote	7
#733	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#398	antique bottle opener	2
#884	antique greaves	1
#731	antique hand mirror	1
#893	antique helmet	1
#497	antique packet of ketchup	1
#669	antique shield	3
#586	antique souvenir drawing	1
#20	antique spyglass	4
#44	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	1
#485	armgun	1
#853	arrrgyle socks	1
#120	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#898	asbestos ore	3
#884	asparagus knife	2
#139	asparagus lo mein	1
#386	asshat	3
#2065	astronaut pants	1
#155	attorney's badge	2
#1663	awful poetry journal	3
#264	backwoods screwdriver	1
#2041	baconstone	2
#103	badass pie	1
#109	badge of authority	2
#221	bag of GORP	1
#198	bag of QWOP	2
#32	bag of unfinished business	2
#429	balaclava	1
#664	balloon monkey	2
#199	balloon sword	2
#524	ballroom blintz	2
#654	banana peel	1
#45	baobab sap	1
#1061	bar skin	2
#729	barbed-wire fence	3
#239	bargain flash powder	2
#2120	barrrnacle	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#198	bartender-in-the-box	1
#902	baseball	1
#940	bat guano	1
#853	bat wing	3
#143	bat wing stir-fry	1
#1174	batgut	1
#397	bazookafish bubble gum	1
#681	beach glass bead	1
#965	beer bomb	1
#540	beer lens	2
#205	beer-soaked mop	1
#743	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#144	bent scrap metal	1
#247	big bad voodoo mask	2
#316	big boom	2
#701	big red clown nose	4
#333	big rock	2
#800	bilge wine	1
#316	bird rib	2
#589	black & tan	1
#86	black cowboy hat	1
#389	black forest ham	3
#288	black kettle drum	2
#409	black pepper	3
#461	black picnic basket	1
#1045	black pixel	1
#670	black snowcone	2
#19	black striped oyster egg	122
#724	black sword	1
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#138	blank diary	1
#192	blob of acid	1
#818	bloody clown pants	2
#1178	blue pixel	2
#316	blue pixel potion	2
#2409	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2622	blue striped oyster egg	1
#611	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#428	bone flute	1
#664	bone rattle	1
#981	borg sock monkey	1
#385	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#743	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
#63	bottle of Old Pugilist	1
#214	bottle of Pete's Sake	1
#697	bottle of alcohol	1
#512	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#918	bottle of gin	6
#679	bottle of popskull	1
#1349	bottle of rum	3
#138	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	8
#1082	bottle of tequila	4
#1041	bottle of vodka	3
#1147	bottle of whiskey	5
#930	bowl of cottage cheese	4
#135	bowl of rye sprouts	2
#890	box	3
#2088	box of sunshine	62
#1191	boxed wine	2
#452	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#247	brains casserole	1
#250	brainy skull	1
#203	brass gear	2
#436	brick of sand	1
#1108	broken skull	2
#447	broken sword	3
#542	bronzed locust	1
#157	brown pixel	1
#904	bugbear beanie	2
#790	bugbear bungguard	3
#156	bull blubber	1
#495	bullet-proof corduroys	2
#815	bum cheek	4
#937	bunch of bananas	1
#579	bunch of square grapes	1
#375	buoybottoms	1
#225	bus pass	1
#443	cactus fruit	2
#185	calavera concertina	1
#187	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	3
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#469	can of Swiller	2
#2974	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#30	cane-mail shirt	1
#746	cannonball charrrm	1
#1810	carbon nanotube frame	1
#529	carbonated soy milk	1
#330	cardboard katana	1
#609	cardboard ore	1
#94	cardboard sword	1
#521	cardboard wakizashi	2
#146	caret	1
#76	carob cannon	1
#665	carob chunk cookies	1
#872	casino pass	1
#1031	cast	1
#588	cat appendix	2
#169	catsup	1
#1706	chaos butterfly	1
#104	cheap Chinese beer	1
#689	chef's hat	6
#234	chef-in-the-box	1
#662	cherry	1
#272	cherry pie	1
#573	chintzy seal pendant	1
#575	chloroform rag	1
#606	chocolate filthy lucre	2
#668	chopsticks	2
#490	chorizo taco	5
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#983	chrome ore	1
#1774	chunk of depleted Grimacite	2
#534	clay peace-sign bead	2
#33	clockwork crossbow	2
#747	clockwork key	1
#97	clockwork thingamajig	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#966	cloudy potion	1
#653	clown shoes	2
#818	clown skin	1
#238	clownskin belt	1
#182	clutch of dodecapede eggs	1
#164	cob of corn	2
#539	cocktail napkin	2
#290	cocktail onion	1
#1104	cocoa eggshell fragment	3
#1033	coconut shell	4
#1055	cog	2
#247	cold hi mein	1
#498	cold ninja mask	4
#357	cold nuggets	1
#295	cold powder	1
#78	comb jelly	1
#563	communications windchimes	2
#130	concentrated cordial of concentration	1
#584	concentrated magicalness pill	1
#557	cool whip	3
#738	copper ha'penny charrrm	1
#522	corn holder	1
#703	cornuthaum	2
#1218	corpsetini	3
#362	costume sword	1
#1005	cranberries	4
#262	crappy brain	1
#125	crayon shavings	1
#567	cream stout	1
#538	creamsicle	1
#20	crimsilion jub-jub bird	2
#113	crowbar	2
#705	crowbarrr	1
#135	crude voodoo doll	1
#261	crystallized memory	1
#116	cup of hickory chicory	1
#599	cup of infinite pencils	1
#457	cup of primitive beer	1
#314	cursed scrunchie	1
#585	dance card	1
#810	dark potion	3
#1036	dead guy's watch	2
#179	decanter of fine Scotch	1
#538	decaying goldfish liver	2
#267	decent brain	1
#713	dehydrated caviar	1
#1796	delicious salad	1
#245	delicious shimmering moth	1
#165	delicious spicy noodles	2
#923	demon skin	1
#112	demonic surgical gloves	1
#1171	dense meat stack	2
#331	dented harmonica	3
#589	deodorant	1
#616	depantsing bomb	1
#25	depleted Grimacite astrolabe	1
#764	desiccated apricot	1
#595	didgeridooka	1
#219	digital key lime	1
#1095	dirty hobo gloves	1
#392	disbelief suspenders	2
#1356	disco ball	5
#1337	disco mask	4
#821	disembodied brain	1
#343	dishrag	1
#788	disintegrating quill pen	1
#476	disintegrating sheet music	1
#598	displaced fish	2
#445	distressed denim pants	3
#1854	disturbing fanfic	1
#345	doll house	15
#296	dollhive	34
#131	dolphin whistle	1
#585	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#268	double-barreled sling	1
#373	dreadlock whip	1
#133	dress pants	1
#573	dried face	3
#95	drone self-destruct chip	2
#130	drop of water-37	102
#1129	dry noodles	1
#1677	drywall axe	2
#52	dubious loincloth	1
#516	ducha de oro	1
#244	dusty animal jawbone	1
#861	dusty bottle of Marsala	3
#942	dusty bottle of Merlot	2
#814	dusty bottle of Muscat	4
#1059	dusty bottle of Port	1
#902	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	2
#291	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	1
#305	dusty fourth lumbar vertebra	1
#291	dusty left kneecap	1
#301	dusty left second front claw	1
#320	dusty left tenth rib	1
#305	dusty left third rib	1
#295	dusty left ulna	1
#309	dusty right eighth rib	1
#299	dusty right femur	1
#181	dusty right second front claw	2
#294	dusty second thoracic vertebra	1
#287	dusty third lumbar vertebra	1
#716	eXtreme mittens	2
#135	ectoplasm au jus	1
#38	eelskin hat	1
#35	eelskin shield	1
🥈	eerily silent box	1
#946	effervescent potion	1
#502	effluvious emerald	1
#42	electric Kool-Aid	3
#171	elephant stinger	2
#209	elven medi-pack	1
#1022	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	2
#667	empty meat tank	1
#540	enchanted barbell	1
#416	enchanted bean	4
#44	enchanted fire extinguisher	1
#905	enchanted leopard-print barbell	7
#539	energy drink IV	1
#733	enormous belt buckle	1
#58	epic wad	12
#75	eraser nubbin	1
#969	evil golden arch	1
#155	expensive cigar	1
#425	extra-greasy slider	4
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#434	extra-spicy bloody mary	2
#45	extra-strength rubber bands	1
#1017	eye of newt	1
#189	eyedrops of newt	1
#906	eyepatch	2
#124	fancy ball mask	1
#847	fancy bath salts	1
#115	fancy blue potion	1
#567	fancy seashell necklace	1
#1374	fat stacks of cash	1
#2393	felt	1
#560	ferret bait	3
#670	fetid feather	2
#67	fiery wing	139
#87	filigreed hamethyst earring	1
#83	filigreed hamethyst necklace	1
#997	filthy corduroys	1
#602	filthy pestle	1
#527	filthy poultice	1
#298	finger cymbals	1
#1759	fire	1
#39	fire axe	1
#529	fire poi	1
#136	fireball	1
#218	fireclutch	1
#81	fireman's helmet	1
#46	fish bazooka	2
#168	fish juice box	1
#80	fish stick	1
#957	fizzy potion	1
#497	flamin' bindle	1
#812	flaming crutch	2
#856	flaming feather	1
#147	flaming sword	1
#711	flaming talons	3
#528	flange	2
#784	flaregun	3
#446	flat dough	1
#160	flavorless gruel	1
#257	flimsy clipboard	1
#789	flirtatious feather	1
#268	floral print shirt	1
🥇	fluorescent lightbulb	189
#54	flytrap bezoar	1
#35	folder (D-Team)	1
#31	folder (cyan)	1
#54	folder (heavy metal)	1
#71	foon of fearfulness	1
#70	foon of fulmination	1
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#578	frayed rope belt	1
#776	frightful feather	1
#1091	frigid ninja stars	1
#265	frozen banquet	9
#810	frozen feather	1
#597	frozen nunchaku	2
#13	frying brainpan	4
#110	fudge bunny	5
#695	funky dried mushroom	2
#539	furniture dolly	1
#1457	furry fur	1
#78	furry halo	1
#262	furry pants	2
#603	fuzzbump	1
#640	ga-ga radio	1
#130	gamer slurry	1
#659	gas balloon	1
#562	gator skin	2
#188	gatorskin umbrella	1
#565	gauze garter	2
#40	generic restorative potion	1
#92	ghost pepper	1
#18	ghost thread	7
#1351	ghuol egg	1
#995	ghuol guolash	1
#388	giant cactus quill	1
#1275	giant discarded bottlecap	2
#1517	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#134	giant driftwood sculpture	1
#563	giant foam finger	1
#146	giant giant moth dust	1
#191	giant heirloom grape tomato	1
#160	giant jar of protein powder	2
#541	giant moxie weed	2
#1120	giant needle	2
#183	giant safety pin	1
#186	giant turkey leg	1
#45	gill rings	1
#274	gimlet	1
#1335	gingerbread mutant bugbear	4
#897	glass of goat's milk	1
#44	glimmering phoenix feather	1
#272	glittery mascara	1
#286	glob of green slime	1
#158	glob of spoiled mayo	1
#86	glowing esca	1
#197	glowing fungus	1
#153	gnauga hide buckler	1
#202	gnauga hide whip	1
#790	gnoll teeth	1
#626	goat beard	3
#727	goat cheese	3
#158	goblin hunting spear	1
#391	gold lamé pants	1
#211	golden plastic oyster egg	1
#1167	goth kid t-shirt	1
#79	goulauncher	1
#656	gr8ps	2
#60	grandfather watch	1
#559	grapefruit	4
#76	grass whistle	1
#425	grassy cutlass	1
#299	grave robbing shovel	4
#1159	green candy heart	1
#1068	green pixel	2
#489	green smoke bomb	1
#198	gremlin mutagen	1
#176	grinning turtle	1
#19	groping claw	5
#873	grouchy restless spirit	2
#390	grungy bandana	1
#533	guano coffee cup	1
#677	guitar pick	2
#579	hair spray	2
#261	half-baked potion	1
#399	half-orchid	1
#401	half-rotten brain	1
#96	halibut	1
#1932	hamethyst	2
#205	hamethyst necklace	2
#1279	handful of hand chalk	1
#625	handful of moss	1
#398	handful of walnuts	2
#118	handyman "hand soap"	1
#646	happiness	1
#571	harem girl t-shirt	1
#108	head mirror	1
#1192	heavy D	1
#159	heavy leather-bound tome	1
#261	heavy metal sonata	2
#538	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#758	hellion cube	2
#550	hellseal claw	1
#1438	helmet turtle	5
#892	hemp string	1
#993	herbs	1
#310	hermit permit	9
#708	hill of beans	7
#125	hippopotamus pants	1
#479	hippy medical kit	2
#576	hippy protest button	1
#205	holistic headache remedy	1
#576	honey-dipped locust	1
#204	hopping socks	1
#458	hors d'oeuvre tray	1
#544	hot date	3
#230	hot egg	1
#285	hot plate	2
#282	hot powder	2
#460	hot wad	1
#1214	hot wing	2
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