| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2351 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #638 | Crimboween memo | 17 |
| #3202 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #1178 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 4 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #550 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 2 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #2225 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1320 | baby killer bee | 3 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #948 | candy cane | 37 |
| #1564 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #668 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #443 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 15 |
| #1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #433 | eggnog | 40 |
| #1096 | evil googly eye | 2 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #705 | ghuol egg | 11 |
| #461 | gingerbread bugbear | 51 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #466 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 8 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #2871 | grue egg | 6 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #1281 | immense cyborg hand | 4 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #975 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1292 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #367 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 10 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #834 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 6 |
| #3426 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1038 | nanofiber cloth | 2 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #677 | string of blue beads | 18 |
| #687 | string of green beads | 18 |
| #795 | string of red beads | 15 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #592 | synthetic stuffing | 10 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #783 | toy hoverpad | 12 |
| #975 | toy jet pack | 6 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #2307 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #1120 | unstable laser battery | 43 |
| #1914 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #2068 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #1163 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |