| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #1450 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #1215 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #92 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #851 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #2359 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #144 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #1076 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #947 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #600 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #288 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 7 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #673 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 5 |
| #1432 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #736 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #122 | bar whip | 1 |
| #77 | bat whip | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #6713 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #321 | breaded beer | 2 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #856 | candy brain | 1 |
| #115 | clown whip | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1221 | corpsetini | 3 |
| #316 | cranberry schnapps | 2 |
| #97 | demon whip | 1 |
| #345 | dishrag | 1 |
| #373 | dreadlock whip | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #1124 | green beer | 7 |
| #401 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #627 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #161 | hippo whip | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #482 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #61 | pixel whip | 1 |
| #19 | queen cookie | 123 |
| #75 | rattail whip | 1 |
| #683 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #441 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #371 | sorority brain | 1 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| #317 | soy cordial | 2 |
| #98 | tail o' nine cats | 1 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #2776 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #4915 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2058 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #2728 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2699 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #88 | white whip | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #118 | yak whip | 1 |
| #78 | your own black heart | 6 |