| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #1446 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #1213 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #91 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #287 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 7 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #671 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 5 |
| #1417 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #122 | bar whip | 1 |
| #77 | bat whip | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #321 | breaded beer | 2 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #855 | candy brain | 1 |
| #115 | clown whip | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1218 | corpsetini | 3 |
| #317 | cranberry schnapps | 2 |
| #97 | demon whip | 1 |
| #343 | dishrag | 1 |
| #373 | dreadlock whip | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #1123 | green beer | 7 |
| #401 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #160 | hippo whip | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #483 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #60 | pixel whip | 1 |
| #19 | queen cookie | 123 |
| #75 | rattail whip | 1 |
| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #440 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #370 | sorority brain | 1 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| #318 | soy cordial | 2 |
| #98 | tail o' nine cats | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2695 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #87 | white whip | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #118 | yak whip | 1 |
| #78 | your own black heart | 6 |