| #184 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 3 |
| #2032 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 3 |
| #1015 | Bonerdagon necklace | 9 |
| #1241 | Boss Bat britches | 9 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #966 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1425 | Drowsy Sword | 7 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #2142 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 7 |
| #478 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 7 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #463 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #321 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 4 |
| #3276 | badass belt | 13 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #6256 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #149 | cheap wind-up clock | 5 |
| #1632 | club necklace | 4 |
| #420 | dense meat stack | 176 |
| #670 | dollhive | 10 |
| #127 | drum machine | 67 |
| #844 | duct tape | 28 |
| #109 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #1935 | easter egg balloon | 11 |
| #741 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 16 |
| #1294 | facsimile dictionary | 4 |
| #1986 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #155 | filthy lucre | 179 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #444 | gearbox necklace | 2 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #2196 | grue egg | 10 |
| #3056 | handful of confetti | 7 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1000 | immense cyborg hand | 5 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #1041 | killing feather | 41 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #921 | marshmallow | 1 |
| #816 | monomolecular yo-yo | 42 |
| #1709 | obsidian dagger | 7 |
| #106 | outrageous sombrero | 2 |
| #328 | oversized fish scaler | 11 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #132 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #861 | polyalloy shield | 5 |
| #576 | purple glowstick | 2 |
| #706 | radium-flavored potato chips | 26 |
| #844 | rogue swarmer | 58 |
| #2723 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1833 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2195 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1730 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 4 |
| #831 | sawblade fragment | 54 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #1379 | spade necklace | 5 |
| #304 | spark plug earring | 3 |
| #2230 | spectre scepter | 7 |
| #1281 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1325 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #517 | strange shiny disc | 8 |
| #3308 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 13 |
| #2423 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 20 |
| #3202 | stuffed angry cow | 14 |
| #3155 | stuffed astral badger | 14 |
| #3097 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 15 |
| #3916 | stuffed cocoabo | 10 |
| #3609 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3606 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3074 | stuffed hand turkey | 15 |
| #3780 | stuffed mind flayer | 11 |
| #3807 | stuffed scary death orb | 11 |
| #2682 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 18 |
| #4148 | stuffed snowy owl | 9 |
| #4308 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #2166 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 23 |
| #2690 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 18 |
| #364 | teddy borg | 29 |
| #121 | tin star | 2 |
| #546 | toy maglev monorail | 2 |
| #467 | turtle pheromones | 5 |
| #332 | twinkly wad | 536 |
| #833 | unstable laser battery | 50 |
| #443 | vibrating cyborg knife | 11 |
| #2317 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 5 |
| #778 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 13 |
| #283 | worthless gewgaw | 20 |
| #208 | worthless knick-knack | 51 |
| #387 | worthless trinket | 8 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #439 | yellow glowstick | 3 |