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| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
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| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
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| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
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| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
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| #131 | tofu taco | 1 |
| #1135 | tomato | 1 |
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| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
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| #498 | true grit | 1 |
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| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #119 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
| #695 | unidentified jerky | 1 |
| #111 | union scalemail pants | 1 |
| #610 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 1 |
| #106 | unrolling pin | 1 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #1908 | useless powder | 1 |
| #2412 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #321 | vial of patchouli oil | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #1644 | vinegar | 1 |
| #643 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 1 |
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| #126 | vodka and tonic | 1 |
| #100 | vodka gibson | 1 |
| #464 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #257 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
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| #1101 | wad of dough | 1 |
| #697 | wad of tofu | 1 |
| #631 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| #937 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #126 | wet stew | 1 |
| #220 | whip kit | 1 |
| #646 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
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| #631 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #788 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
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| #582 | white satin shield | 1 |
| #1059 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
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| #811 | windchimes | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #1131 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #567 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #430 | wonderwall shield | 1 |
| #103 | wooden salad bowl | 1 |
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| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |
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