| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #34 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 5 |
| #137 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 8 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #501 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1421 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #2140 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #164 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 3 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #247 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 22 |
| #486 | Crimbo candied pecan | 22 |
| #487 | Crimbo fudge | 22 |
| #439 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 24 |
| #261 | Crimbo pie | 10 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #371 | El Vibrato power sphere | 2 |
| #81 | El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) | 1 |
| #133 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 5 |
| #200 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 2 |
| #45 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 7 |
| #156 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 2 |
| #81 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 5 |
| #123 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 9 |
| #296 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 1 |
| #67 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 10 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #575 | FDKOL commendation | 99 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #51 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 3 |
| #63 | Flaming Caipiranha | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #147 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 2 |
| #426 | Go-Wassail | 41 |
| #78 | Good 'n' Slimy | 2 |
| #1010 | Goodfella contract | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #23 | Hodgman's almanac | 2 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #171 | Jack-in-the-box | 31 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #39 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #270 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 198 |
| #225 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #560 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #142 | NPZR chemistry set | 40 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #162 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 8 |
| #223 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 5 |
| #215 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 5 |
| #125 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 7 |
| #155 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 5 |
| #250 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 2 |
| #231 | O'RLY manual | 1 |
| #169 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 7 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #130 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #282 | Sinful Desires | 2 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #410 | Tales from the Fireside | 3 |
| #587 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 4 |
| #658 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 2 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #418 | Travels with Jerry | 3 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #851 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #1188 | Valentine | 10 |
| #113 | Vial of jus de larmes | 1 |
| #353 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 5 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #500 | accidental cider | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #458 | antique record album | 5 |
| #234 | artisanal limoncello | 1 |
| #1769 | awful poetry journal | 2 |
| #1040 | baby killer bee | 6 |
| #911 | barrrnacle | 12 |
| #183 | bazookafish bubble gum | 13 |
| #430 | bed of coals | 2 |
| #428 | beholed bedsheet | 2 |
| #800 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #324 | blue plasma ball | 167 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #102 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 12 |
| #218 | bottle of Ooze-O | 5 |
| #379 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 3 |
| #184 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 43 |
| #852 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 2 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #1243 | canteen of wine | 9 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #171 | chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli | 2 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #284 | concentrated garbage juice | 3 |
| #198 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #452 | corrupted data | 19 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #297 | delicious salad | 199 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #737 | designer handbag | 3 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #243 | doll house | 23 |
| #424 | dollhive | 20 |
| #414 | donkey flipbook | 2 |
| #103 | dwarvish magazine | 11 |
| #322 | effluvious emerald | 3 |
| #162 | extra-potent gremlin mutagen | 1 |
| #1437 | facsimile dictionary | 3 |
| #83 | fairy-worn boots | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #321 | frigid mote | 2 |
| #708 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #236 | fruit bowl | 1 |
| #174 | fruitfilm | 2 |
| #469 | fuzzy dice | 10 |
| #221 | glacial sapphire | 3 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #1280 | hamethyst | 5 |
| #2123 | handful of confetti | 15 |
| #1879 | herringcello | 1 |
| #419 | invisible bag | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1001 | knuckle sandwich | 11 |
| #520 | lewd playing card | 4 |
| #229 | nanite-infested candy cane | 73 |
| #842 | nanite-infested eggnog | 6 |
| #2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #471 | pack of KWE trading card | 7 |
| #515 | pack of pogs | 33 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #940 | penguin focaccia bread | 20 |
| #1044 | penguin thesaurus | 4 |
| #59 | peppermint rhino baby | 1 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #930 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #148 | pirate pamphlet | 1 |
| #240 | pixellated candy heart | 75 |
| #307 | pog #01 (spider) | 3 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #479 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #392 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 2 |
| #155 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 7 |
| #391 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 2 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #322 | pog #09 (pirate) | 3 |
| #275 | pog #10 (hobo) | 4 |
| #377 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 2 |
| #845 | potato sprout | 2 |
| #1544 | robotronic egg | 8 |
| #158 | roll of Hob-Os | 4 |
| #30 | sandcastle | 8 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #149 | sea carrot | 1 |
| #87 | sea honeydew | 2 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #56 | slime convention coupons | 4 |
| #60 | slime convention flyers | 4 |
| #52 | slime convention pin | 4 |
| #61 | slime convention t-shirt | 4 |
| #214 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #202 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #206 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #365 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 10 |
| #292 | slimy sweetbreads | 20 |
| #746 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #648 | squirming egg sac | 9 |
| #486 | stained mattress | 2 |
| #483 | steamy ruby | 1 |
| #409 | strange shiny disc | 10 |
| #1728 | string of blue beads | 4 |
| #1501 | string of green beads | 6 |
| #1467 | string of red beads | 6 |
| #603 | tarrrnish charrrm | 1 |
| #295 | tawdry amethyst | 2 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1591 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #207 | terrible poem | 5 |
| #361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #448 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 2 |
| #1399 | toothsome rock | 5 |
| #620 | tourmalime | 6 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #424 | trilobite fossil | 10 |
| #727 | twitching claw | 7 |
| #310 | unearthly onyx | 2 |
| #247 | unstable DNA | 208 |
| #1751 | unstable laser battery | 31 |
| #507 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #2083 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 6 |
| #1103 | white lightning | 1 |
| #147 | zmobie | 1 |