#773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
#34 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 5 |
#137 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 8 |
#883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
#502 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
#1503 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
#1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
#1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
#1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
#1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
#1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
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#1421 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
#1224 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
#2141 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
#281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
#165 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 3 |
#399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
#248 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 22 |
#490 | Crimbo candied pecan | 22 |
#488 | Crimbo fudge | 22 |
#440 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 24 |
#263 | Crimbo pie | 10 |
#6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
#288 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
#1539 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
#42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
#45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
#31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
#374 | El Vibrato power sphere | 2 |
#81 | El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) | 1 |
#134 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 5 |
#204 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 2 |
#46 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 7 |
#158 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 2 |
#82 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 5 |
#123 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 9 |
#298 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 1 |
#67 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 10 |
#211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
#574 | FDKOL commendation | 99 |
#1008 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
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#64 | Flaming Caipiranha | 1 |
#777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
#148 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 2 |
#429 | Go-Wassail | 41 |
#78 | Good 'n' Slimy | 2 |
#1011 | Goodfella contract | 1 |
#1147 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
#24 | Hodgman's almanac | 2 |
#125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
#166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
#534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
#174 | Jack-in-the-box | 31 |
🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
#38 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
🥇 | KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat | 1 |
🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
#1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
#269 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 198 |
#224 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
#559 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
#347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
#142 | NPZR chemistry set | 40 |
#472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
#164 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 8 |
#224 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 5 |
#217 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 5 |
#126 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 7 |
#157 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 5 |
#252 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 2 |
#232 | O'RLY manual | 1 |
#169 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 7 |
#880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
#773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
#590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
#809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
#773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
#796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
#878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
#777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
#890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
#578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
#898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
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#864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
#888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
#1464 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
#1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
#129 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
#658 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
#282 | Sinful Desires | 2 |
#945 | Summer Nights | 1 |
#409 | Tales from the Fireside | 3 |
#587 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 4 |
#659 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 2 |
#967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
#302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
#831 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
#1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
#419 | Travels with Jerry | 3 |
🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
#850 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
#1189 | Valentine | 10 |
#116 | Vial of jus de larmes | 1 |
#352 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 5 |
#706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
#503 | accidental cider | 1 |
🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
#227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
#737 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
#573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
#458 | antique record album | 5 |
#234 | artisanal limoncello | 1 |
#1765 | awful poetry journal | 2 |
#1049 | baby killer bee | 6 |
#913 | barrrnacle | 12 |
#184 | bazookafish bubble gum | 13 |
#430 | bed of coals | 2 |
#430 | beholed bedsheet | 2 |
#802 | bilge wine | 1 |
#589 | black & tan | 1 |
#924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
#322 | blue plasma ball | 167 |
#253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
#102 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 12 |
#218 | bottle of Ooze-O | 5 |
#380 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 3 |
#184 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 43 |
#861 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 2 |
#6715 | box of sunshine | 2 |
🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
#228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
#534 | calle de miel | 1 |
#1241 | canteen of wine | 9 |
#392 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
#545 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
#509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
#508 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
#576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
#527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
#173 | chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli | 2 |
#1147 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
#747 | clockwork key | 1 |
#284 | concentrated garbage juice | 3 |
#200 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
#453 | corrupted data | 19 |
#262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
#297 | delicious salad | 199 |
#507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
#740 | designer handbag | 3 |
#1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
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#425 | dollhive | 20 |
#413 | donkey flipbook | 2 |
#103 | dwarvish magazine | 11 |
#322 | effluvious emerald | 3 |
#163 | extra-potent gremlin mutagen | 1 |
#1439 | facsimile dictionary | 3 |
#79 | fairy-worn boots | 1 |
#634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
#562 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
#323 | frigid mote | 2 |
#706 | frozen banquet | 1 |
#236 | fruit bowl | 1 |
#176 | fruitfilm | 2 |
#469 | fuzzy dice | 10 |
#221 | glacial sapphire | 3 |
#984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
#1284 | hamethyst | 5 |
#2125 | handful of confetti | 15 |
#1881 | herringcello | 1 |
#421 | invisible bag | 2 |
#43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
#499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
#1001 | knuckle sandwich | 11 |
#519 | lewd playing card | 4 |
#230 | nanite-infested candy cane | 73 |
#846 | nanite-infested eggnog | 6 |
#2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
#1477 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
#473 | pack of KWE trading card | 7 |
#514 | pack of pogs | 33 |
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#227 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
#233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
#190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
#940 | penguin focaccia bread | 20 |
#1044 | penguin thesaurus | 4 |
#59 | peppermint rhino baby | 1 |
#2035 | pet rock | 2 |
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#382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
#150 | pirate pamphlet | 1 |
#239 | pixellated candy heart | 75 |
#308 | pog #01 (spider) | 3 |
#483 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
#481 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
#482 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
#391 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 2 |
#154 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 7 |
#391 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 2 |
#495 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
#321 | pog #09 (pirate) | 3 |
#273 | pog #10 (hobo) | 4 |
#377 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 2 |
#849 | potato sprout | 2 |
#1545 | robotronic egg | 8 |
#158 | roll of Hob-Os | 4 |
#30 | sandcastle | 8 |
#2416 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
#151 | sea carrot | 1 |
#89 | sea honeydew | 2 |
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#806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
#56 | slime convention coupons | 4 |
#60 | slime convention flyers | 4 |
#52 | slime convention pin | 4 |
#62 | slime convention t-shirt | 4 |
#213 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
#201 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
#204 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
#366 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 10 |
#293 | slimy sweetbreads | 20 |
#747 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
#106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
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#482 | steamy ruby | 1 |
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#295 | tawdry amethyst | 2 |
#2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
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#208 | terrible poem | 5 |
#360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
#448 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 2 |
#1398 | toothsome rock | 5 |
#620 | tourmalime | 6 |
#1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
#139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
#425 | trilobite fossil | 10 |
#726 | twitching claw | 7 |
#313 | unearthly onyx | 2 |
#246 | unstable DNA | 208 |
#1750 | unstable laser battery | 31 |
#506 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 2 |
#2081 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 6 |
#1104 | white lightning | 1 |
#148 | zmobie | 1 |