hetchsgirl

RankItemQuantity
#773'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign1
#34A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 25
#137Bash-Ōs boxtop8
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
#502Blizzards I Have Died In2
#1503Bulky Buddy Box1
#1118CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#1013CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#1053CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#1020CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#1009CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#1761CRIMBCO mug2
#1421CRIMBCO wine3
#1224CRIMBCOIDS mints4
#2141CRIMBCOLOAF2
#281Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration1
#165Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce3
#399Cookbook of the Damned1
#248Crimbo Candy Cookbook22
#490Crimbo candied pecan22
#488Crimbo fudge22
#440Crimbo peppermint bark24
#263Crimbo pie10
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#288DNOTC Box1
#1539Dickory Farms Gift Basket1
#42El Vibrato energy spear1
#45El Vibrato helmet1
#31El Vibrato leg guards1
#374El Vibrato power sphere2
#81El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)1
#134El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)5
#204El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)2
#46El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)7
#158El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)2
#82El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)5
#123El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)9
#298El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)1
#67El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)10
#211Elron's Explosive Etude1
#574FDKOL commendation99
#1008Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots1
#50Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy3
#64Flaming Caipiranha1
#777Galapagosian Cuisses1
#148Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire2
#429Go-Wassail41
#78Good 'n' Slimy2
#1011Goodfella contract1
#1147Heimandatz's heart1
#24Hodgman's almanac2
#125Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics1
#166Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top1
#534Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration1
#174Jack-in-the-box31
🥇Jackass Plumber home game1
#38Junior Adventurer's kit1
🥇KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat1
🥈LARP membership card1
#1061Let Me Be!1
#269Loudmouth Larry Lamprey198
#224Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery1
#559Maxing, Relaxing2
#347Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot1
#142NPZR chemistry set40
#472Necrotelicomnicon1
#164Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I8
#224Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II5
#217Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III5
#126Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV7
#157Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V5
#252Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI2
#232O'RLY manual1
#169Pack of Alice's Army Cards7
#880Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#590Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#809Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#796Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#878Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap1
#777Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#890Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#578Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#897Pokëmann figurine: Twitter1
#864Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite1
#888Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth1
#1464Retenez L'Herbe Paté1
#1074Safari Jack's moustache1
#129Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome1
#658Sensual Massage for Creeps2
#282Sinful Desires2
#945Summer Nights1
#409Tales from the Fireside3
#587Tales of a Kansas Toymaker4
#659The Big Book of Pirate Insults2
#967The Joy of Wassailing1
#302The Necbronomicon1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#831Thwaitgold ant statuette1
#1576Thwaitgold bee statuette1
#419Travels with Jerry3
🥇Trivial Avocations board game1
#850Uncle Crimbo's Rations2
🥇Uncle Crimbo's Sack1
🥈Underworld trunk1
#1189Valentine10
#116Vial of jus de larmes1
#352Zu Mannkäse Dienen5
#706a little sump'm sump'm1
#503accidental cider1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#737antique 8-Bit Power magazine1
#573antique pair of blue jeans1
#458antique record album5
#234artisanal limoncello1
#1765awful poetry journal2
#1049baby killer bee6
#913barrrnacle12
#184bazookafish bubble gum13
#430bed of coals2
#430beholed bedsheet2
#802bilge wine1
#589black & tan1
#924blob-shaped Crimbo cookie7
#322blue plasma ball167
#253blue plastic baby1
#102blueberry-frosted king cake12
#218bottle of Ooze-O5
#380bottle of Pinot Renoir3
#184bottle of sewage schnapps43
#861bottle of single-barrel whiskey2
#6715box of sunshine2
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#228burrowgrub hive1
#534calle de miel1
#1241canteen of wine9
#392chintzy accordion pin1
#545chintzy disco ball pendant1
#509chintzy noodle ring1
#508chintzy saucepan earring1
#576chintzy seal pendant1
#527chintzy turtle brooch1
#173chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli2
#1147circular CRIMBCOOKIE2
#747clockwork key1
#284concentrated garbage juice3
#200cool mushroom wine1
#453corrupted data19
#262crystallized memory1
#297delicious salad199
#507depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick1
#740designer handbag3
#1853disturbing fanfic1
#244doll house23
#425dollhive20
#413donkey flipbook2
#103dwarvish magazine11
#322effluvious emerald3
#163extra-potent gremlin mutagen1
#1439facsimile dictionary3
#79fairy-worn boots1
#634filth-encrusted futon1
#562frigid air mattress1
#323frigid mote2
#706frozen banquet1
#236fruit bowl1
#176fruitfilm2
#469fuzzy dice10
#221glacial sapphire3
#984guy made of bee pollen1
#1284hamethyst5
#2125handful of confetti15
#1881herringcello1
#421invisible bag2
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#499kickback cookbook1
#1001knuckle sandwich11
#519lewd playing card4
#230nanite-infested candy cane73
#846nanite-infested eggnog6
#2618nanite-infested fruitcake2
#1477nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear4
#473pack of KWE trading card7
#514pack of pogs33
#363parasitic claw1
#227parasitic headgnawer1
#233parasitic strangleworm1
#190parasitic tentacles1
#940penguin focaccia bread20
#1044penguin thesaurus4
#59peppermint rhino baby1
#2035pet rock2
#929pink glowstick2
#382pink plastic baby1
#150pirate pamphlet1
#239pixellated candy heart75
#308pog #01 (spider)3
#483pog #02 (Knob goblin)1
#481pog #03 (warwelf)1
#482pog #04 (skleleton)1
#391pog #05 (ninja snowman)2
#154pog #06 (filthy hippy)7
#391pog #07 (orcish frat boy)2
#495pog #08 (hellion)1
#321pog #09 (pirate)3
#273pog #10 (hobo)4
#377pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)2
#849potato sprout2
#1545robotronic egg8
#158roll of Hob-Os4
#30sandcastle8
#2416sandwich of the gods1
#151sea carrot1
#89sea honeydew2
#368shimmering rainbow sand1
#806sleeping stocking1
#56slime convention coupons4
#60slime convention flyers4
#52slime convention pin4
#62slime convention t-shirt4
#213slime-soaked brain1
#201slime-soaked hypophysis1
#204slime-soaked sweat gland1
#366slimy fermented bile bladder10
#293slimy sweetbreads20
#747solid gold pegleg1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#594square CRIMBCOOKIE3
#647squirming egg sac9
#487stained mattress2
#482steamy ruby1
#409strange shiny disc10
#1728string of blue beads4
#1501string of green beads6
#1466string of red beads6
#603tarrrnish charrrm1
#295tawdry amethyst2
#2033teddy bear1
#1592teddy borg2
#208terrible poem5
#360thermos of brew1
#448tin cup of mulligan stew2
#1398toothsome rock5
#620tourmalime6
#1157triangular CRIMBCOOKIE2
#139trilobite candy mold1
#425trilobite fossil10
#726twitching claw7
#313unearthly onyx2
#246unstable DNA208
#1750unstable laser battery31
#506vanilla-frosted king cake2
#2081vitachoconutriment capsule6
#1104white lightning1
#148zmobie1

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