| #3368 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #858 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #724 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #983 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 26 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1914 | badass belt | 28 |
| #410 | bit of clingfilm | 10 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #799 | bunny liver | 2 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #529 | cheap toaster | 4 |
| #175 | delectable catalyst | 1 |
| #329 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 2 |
| #715 | duct tape | 38 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1911 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #513 | figurine of a charred seal | 5 |
| #612 | figurine of a cold seal | 6 |
| #464 | figurine of a sleek seal | 4 |
| #585 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #640 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #576 | filthy lucre | 66 |
| #118 | flaming glowsticks | 4 |
| #151 | floaty gravel | 1 |
| #416 | floaty pebbles | 1 |
| #987 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #410 | fuzzy dice | 11 |
| #695 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #225 | hot pink lipstick | 3 |
| #148 | iced-out bling | 3 |
| #683 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #1515 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #119 | limburger biker boots | 4 |
| #1423 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #804 | obsidian dagger | 22 |
| #1858 | old sweatpants | 4 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1031 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2052 | spectre scepter | 9 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1086 | stuffed alien blob | 6 |
| #1265 | stuffed doppelshifter | 7 |
| #987 | stuffed gray blob | 19 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2573 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4873 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #6239 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #6180 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6155 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #4811 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #6148 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #4794 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #4847 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4797 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6200 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2659 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #1649 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #2074 | unstable DNA | 4 |
| #245 | vampire glitter | 1 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |