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| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #858 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #978 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 26 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1915 | badass belt | 28 |
| #412 | bit of clingfilm | 10 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #791 | bunny liver | 2 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #529 | cheap toaster | 4 |
| #174 | delectable catalyst | 1 |
| #328 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 2 |
| #714 | duct tape | 38 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #516 | figurine of a charred seal | 5 |
| #610 | figurine of a cold seal | 6 |
| #464 | figurine of a sleek seal | 4 |
| #586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #639 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #576 | filthy lucre | 66 |
| #118 | flaming glowsticks | 4 |
| #150 | floaty gravel | 1 |
| #418 | floaty pebbles | 1 |
| #989 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #410 | fuzzy dice | 11 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #223 | hot pink lipstick | 3 |
| #147 | iced-out bling | 3 |
| #684 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #1517 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #119 | limburger biker boots | 4 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #807 | obsidian dagger | 22 |
| #1853 | old sweatpants | 4 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2042 | spectre scepter | 9 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1086 | stuffed alien blob | 6 |
| #1265 | stuffed doppelshifter | 7 |
| #988 | stuffed gray blob | 19 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #4787 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #2077 | unstable DNA | 4 |
| #244 | vampire glitter | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |