| #835 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #419 | BRICKO brick | 8 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #614 | Bash-ÅŒs boxtop | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1197 | CRIMBCO scrip | 30 |
| #695 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #2385 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #145 | FunFundsâ„¢ | 3 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #983 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 26 |
| #396 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 3 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #74 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#1) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1625 | Valentine | 5 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1973 | badass belt | 27 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #464 | black spot | 1 |
| 🥇 | blood snowcone | 260 |
| #1532 | bottle of goofballs | 15 |
| #5907 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #1337 | brick | 16 |
| #15 | brick of sand | 125 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #215 | carton of rotten eggs | 4 |
| #188 | cheap toaster | 10 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #478 | donated candy | 3 |
| #424 | donated food | 5 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #1410 | filthy lucre | 10 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #271 | fuzzy dice | 14 |
| #1411 | grue egg | 18 |
| #899 | handful of sand | 1 |
| #831 | heart necklace | 9 |
| 🥇 | hemp net | 16,117 |
| #18 | hypnodisk | 1 |
| 🥈 | indie comic hipster glasses | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1424 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #1340 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #909 | obsidian dagger | 19 |
| #108 | oily golden mushroom | 4 |
| #16 | old sweatpants | 1,987 |
| #391 | ornate picture frame | 1 |
| #84 | panicked kernel | 1 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #1883 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #753 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #90 | priceless diamond | 1 |
| #921 | roll of toilet paper | 54 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1680 | spectre scepter | 14 |
| #1333 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #283 | that gum you like | 1 |
| #999 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #673 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #417 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
| #1543 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |