| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| π₯ | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #417 | BRICKO brick | 8 |
| #846 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #3371 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #615 | Bash-Εs boxtop | 1 |
| #911 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| π₯ | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1198 | CRIMBCO scrip | 30 |
| #695 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #143 | FunFundsβ’ | 3 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #979 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 26 |
| #397 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 3 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #72 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#1) | 1 |
| π₯ | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1623 | Valentine | 5 |
| π₯ | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1974 | badass belt | 27 |
| π₯ | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| π₯ | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #462 | black spot | 1 |
| π₯ | blood snowcone | 260 |
| #1530 | bottle of goofballs | 15 |
| #5906 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #1334 | brick | 16 |
| #15 | brick of sand | 125 |
| π₯ | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #213 | carton of rotten eggs | 4 |
| #188 | cheap toaster | 10 |
| π₯ | control crystal | 1 |
| #467 | donated candy | 3 |
| #415 | donated food | 5 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| π₯ | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #1407 | filthy lucre | 10 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #271 | fuzzy dice | 14 |
| #1408 | grue egg | 18 |
| #901 | handful of sand | 1 |
| #828 | heart necklace | 9 |
| π₯ | hemp net | 16,117 |
| #18 | hypnodisk | 1 |
| π₯ | indie comic hipster glasses | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1414 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #911 | obsidian dagger | 19 |
| #108 | oily golden mushroom | 4 |
| #16 | old sweatpants | 1,987 |
| #386 | ornate picture frame | 1 |
| #89 | panicked kernel | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #92 | priceless diamond | 1 |
| #920 | roll of toilet paper | 54 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1674 | spectre scepter | 14 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #279 | that gum you like | 1 |
| #1002 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #674 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #416 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
| #1533 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |