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| #409 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 2 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #563 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #503 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1481 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #1007 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1145 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #347 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 2 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #120 | Kissin' Cousins | 6 |
| #228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #521 | Let Me Be! | 3 |
| #851 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #144 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #716 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #225 | Schrödinger's thermos | 100 |
| #494 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 3 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #235 | Summer Nights | 5 |
| #279 | Tales from the Fireside | 4 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #224 | Travels with Jerry | 5 |
| #43 | Uncle Romulus | 30 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #650 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #624 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #534 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #930 | antique record album | 1 |
| #1920 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #967 | banana | 2 |
| #49 | beach ball marble | 1 |
| #79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| #155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #277 | delicious salad | 200 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #1852 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #214 | effluvious emerald | 6 |
| #1946 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #2056 | handful of confetti | 16 |
| #455 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #123 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #329 | love song of disturbing obsession | 1 |
| #289 | love song of icy revenge | 1 |
| #340 | love song of naughty innuendo | 1 |
| #345 | love song of smoldering passion | 1 |
| #324 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1 |
| #319 | love song of vague ambiguity | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #103 | pristine fish scale | 2 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #888 | rogue swarmer | 56 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #183 | steamy ruby | 8 |
| #61 | steely marble | 1 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #401 | tawdry amethyst | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #2776 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #1511 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #940 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 5 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #1245 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 6 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #2781 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #1190 | tiny plastic The Man | 4 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2205 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #2191 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #6141 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1451 | tiny plastic beanbat | 5 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2198 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 4 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 5 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #3298 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #1182 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 4 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2800 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #2203 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #1718 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 4 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #1758 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1273 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 6 |
| #4798 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1217 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 6 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #1735 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 4 |
| #1720 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #1463 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 5 |
| #3307 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #2152 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #1770 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #1725 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 4 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #251 | unearthly onyx | 3 |
| #365 | yellow glowstick | 4 |