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| #407 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 2 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #561 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #501 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #345 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 2 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #120 | Kissin' Cousins | 6 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #521 | Let Me Be! | 3 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #709 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #225 | Schrödinger's thermos | 100 |
| #493 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 3 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #234 | Summer Nights | 5 |
| #279 | Tales from the Fireside | 4 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #222 | Travels with Jerry | 5 |
| #42 | Uncle Romulus | 30 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #651 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #968 | banana | 2 |
| #49 | beach ball marble | 1 |
| #79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| #155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #277 | delicious salad | 200 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #213 | effluvious emerald | 6 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #2051 | handful of confetti | 16 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #122 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #329 | love song of disturbing obsession | 1 |
| #289 | love song of icy revenge | 1 |
| #340 | love song of naughty innuendo | 1 |
| #345 | love song of smoldering passion | 1 |
| #324 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1 |
| #319 | love song of vague ambiguity | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #102 | pristine fish scale | 2 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #889 | rogue swarmer | 56 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #183 | steamy ruby | 8 |
| #61 | steely marble | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #401 | tawdry amethyst | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #1509 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #938 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 5 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 6 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #1187 | tiny plastic The Man | 4 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2203 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic beanbat | 5 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2197 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 4 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 5 |
| #3311 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #3290 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #1177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 4 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
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| #4850 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 4 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1271 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 6 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1214 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 6 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 4 |
| #1717 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #4004 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #1459 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 5 |
| #3299 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #1721 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 4 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
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| #365 | yellow glowstick | 4 |