| #1275 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 9 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #757 | Cloaca grenade | 15 |
| #513 | Cloaca-Cola | 64 |
| #455 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 8 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2454 | Crown of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #542 | Dyspepsi grenade | 24 |
| #660 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 88 |
| #390 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 8 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #679 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #676 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 13 |
| #4 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 10,575 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #265 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 14 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #771 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 6 |
| #1028 | Time Juice | 6 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1910 | Valentine | 3 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1374 | astronaut pants | 3 |
| #692 | atomic vector plotter | 3 |
| #5056 | badass belt | 5 |
| #1458 | bag of airline peanuts | 6 |
| #1313 | ball | 3 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #631 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 3 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #4500 | box of sunshine | 10 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2563 | candy cane | 7 |
| #43 | clockwork detective skull | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #618 | clockwork key | 2 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #1643 | clown hammer | 2 |
| #515 | daisy | 3 |
| #1357 | disco ball | 5 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #463 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 63 |
| #1578 | fake fake vomit | 5 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1553 | felt | 4 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #885 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #390 | flange | 5 |
| #826 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2822 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1000 | gloomy black mushroom | 3 |
| #572 | gnauga hide | 4 |
| #1431 | googly eye | 6 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #2871 | grue egg | 6 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1589 | helmet turtle | 3 |
| #1212 | joybuzzer | 12 |
| #1025 | kite | 6 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #545 | length of string | 21 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #1690 | mafia aria | 3 |
| #281 | mariachi G-string | 10 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1585 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #1218 | pasta spoon | 4 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1238 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 11 |
| #439 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 55 |
| #751 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 6 |
| #937 | portable corkscrew | 6 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #659 | rag doll | 3 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #1358 | ravioli hat | 2 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1515 | rubber emo roe | 6 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #809 | seal tooth | 5 |
| #1483 | seal-clubbing club | 2 |
| #588 | sock monkey | 4 |
| #978 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #821 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #614 | string of blue beads | 20 |
| #2259 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2121 | stuffing | 2 |
| #918 | teddy bear | 6 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #1359 | toy crazy train | 4 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #1440 | toy space helmet | 3 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #686 | toy wheel | 13 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #934 | wheel | 3 |
| #926 | wind-up chattering teeth | 27 |
| #931 | wooden block | 2 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #813 | x-ray specs | 16 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1622 | yellow snowcone | 5 |
| #1584 | yo | 3 |
| #1656 | yo-yo | 5 |
| #606 | yohohoyo | 1 |
| #851 | zombie pineal gland | 5 |