| #1457 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1518 | Bonerdagon necklace | 4 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2026 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #2321 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #4170 | badass belt | 8 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #666 | bit of clingfilm | 6 |
| #2729 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #31 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #7455 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #708 | cheap studded belt | 5 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #254 | cheap wind-up clock | 1 |
| #1440 | clown hammer | 5 |
| #1154 | club necklace | 6 |
| #1294 | defective skull | 3 |
| #1595 | diamond necklace | 4 |
| #1110 | duct tape | 17 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #75 | duct tape sword | 2 |
| #2969 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #784 | encoder ring | 10 |
| #474 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 70 |
| #995 | facsimile dictionary | 7 |
| #383 | filthy lucre | 99 |
| #708 | foam dart | 6 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #695 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #3472 | grue egg | 4 |
| #587 | grue egg omelette | 2 |
| #3242 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| #1648 | heart necklace | 4 |
| #646 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 8 |
| #366 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 19 |
| #1848 | obsidian dagger | 6 |
| #1186 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
| #257 | pack of chewing gum | 1 |
| #1651 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1713 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 2 |
| #410 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 17 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #467 | radium-flavored potato chips | 88 |
| #1729 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1194 | roll of toilet paper | 29 |
| #2146 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2797 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2196 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2126 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #486 | shingle | 7 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #2382 | spectre scepter | 6 |
| #684 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 7 |
| #2855 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 16 |
| #2732 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 17 |
| #3380 | stuffed angry cow | 13 |
| #2443 | stuffed astral badger | 20 |
| #2090 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 25 |
| #3672 | stuffed cocoabo | 11 |
| #3428 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 13 |
| #3804 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 11 |
| #2934 | stuffed hand turkey | 16 |
| #3374 | stuffed mind flayer | 13 |
| #3418 | stuffed scary death orb | 13 |
| #2927 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2834 | stuffed snowy owl | 16 |
| #1765 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 29 |
| #2777 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 17 |
| #3569 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 12 |
| #439 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 15 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #427 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 85 |
| #165 | worthless gewgaw | 64 |
| #75 | worthless knick-knack | 264 |
| #651 | worthless trinket | 2 |
| #331 | woven baling wire bracelets | 3 |
| #726 | x-ray specs | 20 |