| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #96 | Groll doll | 3 |
| 🥇 | How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #261 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #979 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #889 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #751 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #984 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #998 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #577 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1008 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #961 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| 🥉 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| 🥇 | Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used) | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #27 | The Big Book of Every Skill | 2 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #22 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 4 |
| #507 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #5 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 25 |
| #411 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #286 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 2 |
| #707 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 3 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #210 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 16 |
| #131 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 8 |
| #152 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #230 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 13 |
| #1379 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #53 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 2 |
| #52 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 6 |
| #15 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 62 |
| #798 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 6 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #208 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 2 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #75 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 4 |
| #7 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 279 |
| #160 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 11 |
| #529 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 8 |
| #665 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #10 | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette | 12 |
| #506 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 6 |
| #595 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 4 |
| #57 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 12 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #352 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 26 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #113 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 1 |
| 🥈 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read) | 1 |
| #60 | Uncle Buck | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #140 | blood flower | 90 |
| #705 | brick | 50 |
| #36 | cabooze | 12 |
| #102 | chocomotive | 7 |
| #85 | freightcake | 8 |
| #124 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #14 | lupine appetite hormones | 11 |
| #614 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #354 | pile of gold coins | 3 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #56 | red coin | 1 |
| #68 | skull capacitor | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #1142 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 2 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #1156 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #346 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 3 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #479 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 2 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #786 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #1491 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 2 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3921 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #218 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 7 |
| #8059 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1341 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #8201 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1344 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8112 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3851 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8225 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #6129 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2108 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #21 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |