| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #104 | Groll doll | 2 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #949 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #23 | The Big Book of Every Skill | 2 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #5 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 25 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #274 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 2 |
| #691 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 3 |
| #405 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 15 |
| #127 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 6 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #274 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 12 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #49 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 2 |
| #50 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 6 |
| #147 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #201 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 2 |
| #605 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #65 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 4 |
| #5 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 278 |
| #149 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 11 |
| #524 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 8 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #481 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 6 |
| #591 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 4 |
| #42 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 12 |
| #2330 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #364 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 24 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #58 | Uncle Buck | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #140 | blood flower | 90 |
| #114 | cabooze | 7 |
| #221 | chocomotive | 4 |
| #113 | freightcake | 7 |
| #123 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #13 | lupine appetite hormones | 11 |
| #603 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #414 | pile of gold coins | 2 |
| #56 | red coin | 1 |
| #67 | skull capacitor | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #476 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 2 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #779 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #770 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #261 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 2 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #2821 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2694 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |