| #588 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 7 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #877 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #974 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 12 |
| #615 | Bash-Εs boxtop | 1 |
| π₯ | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #911 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #172 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 3 |
| #1168 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #1328 | Boss Bat britches | 8 |
| π₯ | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1090 | CRIMBCO mug | 7 |
| #1422 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| #1558 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimbuck | 11 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1424 | Drowsy Sword | 7 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del CinturΓ³n de Lopez | 1 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #776 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #2315 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| π₯ | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #622 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 5 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| π₯ | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #2858 | badass belt | 16 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| π₯ | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| π₯ | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #300 | bit of clingfilm | 14 |
| #4255 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #23 | can-you-dig-it? | 8 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| π₯ | control crystal | 1 |
| #1334 | duct tape | 11 |
| #712 | filthy lucre | 50 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #85 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #325 | gearbox necklace | 3 |
| #4469 | grue egg | 2 |
| #588 | grue egg omelette | 2 |
| #1910 | handful of confetti | 18 |
| π₯ | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1203 | heart of the volcano | 3 |
| #1070 | hobo nickel | 18 |
| #196 | incense bath ball | 5 |
| #912 | motivational poster | 3 |
| #1434 | obsidian dagger | 10 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1023 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| π₯ | rxr shield | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| π₯ | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| π₯ | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| π₯ | snow pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #250 | spangly mariachi pants | 1 |
| #670 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1476 | spectre scepter | 18 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1706 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| π₯ | stop shield | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #382 | turtle pheromones | 8 |
| #1533 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #654 | wad of cotton | 3 |
| #332 | woven baling wire bracelets | 3 |