| #588 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 7 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #877 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #975 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 12 |
| #612 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #908 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #173 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 3 |
| #1165 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #1334 | Boss Bat britches | 8 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1088 | CRIMBCO mug | 7 |
| #1421 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| #1557 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2379 | Crimbuck | 11 |
| #1695 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1424 | Drowsy Sword | 7 |
| #1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #1468 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #778 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #2321 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #625 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 5 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1883 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #517 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #2857 | badass belt | 16 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #299 | bit of clingfilm | 14 |
| #4254 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #23 | can-you-dig-it? | 8 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1335 | duct tape | 11 |
| #712 | filthy lucre | 50 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #84 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #323 | gearbox necklace | 3 |
| #4476 | grue egg | 2 |
| #587 | grue egg omelette | 2 |
| #1914 | handful of confetti | 18 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1210 | heart of the volcano | 3 |
| #1068 | hobo nickel | 18 |
| #196 | incense bath ball | 5 |
| #908 | motivational poster | 3 |
| #1430 | obsidian dagger | 10 |
| #102 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #90 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1020 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #1031 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #252 | spangly mariachi pants | 1 |
| #666 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1482 | spectre scepter | 18 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2244 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1708 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #1334 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #381 | turtle pheromones | 8 |
| #1544 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #655 | wad of cotton | 3 |
| #331 | woven baling wire bracelets | 3 |