| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #389 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 14 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #308 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #974 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 12 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #269 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 2 |
| #1785 | Boss Bat britches | 4 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #790 | CRIMBCO mug | 12 |
| #825 | CRIMBCO scrip | 110 |
| #677 | CRIMBCO wine | 11 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1623 | Crimbuck | 111 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #135 | Disco Banjo | 4 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #421 | Goodfella contract | 56 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #1651 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 12 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #1489 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 3 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #2462 | badass belt | 20 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #413 | bath ball gift set | 12 |
| #954 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #880 | bit of clingfilm | 4 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #4499 | box of sunshine | 10 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #504 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #702 | duct tape | 39 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #2070 | easter egg balloon | 10 |
| #1201 | empty agua de vida bottle | 3 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #1174 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #616 | filthy lucre | 61 |
| #206 | flashing novelty button | 5 |
| #85 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #2393 | handful of confetti | 12 |
| #1133 | hobo nickel | 10 |
| #143 | holiday cheese log | 17 |
| #384 | incense bath ball | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #349 | motivational poster | 12 |
| #1269 | obsidian dagger | 12 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #379 | personal massager | 43 |
| #388 | pink glowstick | 6 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #421 | purple glowstick | 3 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #1522 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1801 | spectre scepter | 12 |
| #993 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #640 | sucker scaffold | 4 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #930 | useless powder | 54 |
| #1144 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |