| #1339 | Amulet of Yendor | 2 |
| #630 | BURT | 1 |
| #156 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| #3368 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #100 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #1761 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #530 | CRIMBCO scrip | 390 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #124 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 3 |
| #1011 | Goodfella contract | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #157 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 2 |
| #351 | Hippy Army MPE | 10 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #1462 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 15 |
| #752 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 6 |
| #394 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #380 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #528 | Newbiesportâ„¢ tent | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #152 | Sword of Dark Omens | 2 |
| #225 | T.U.R.D.S. Key | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1206 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #1149 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #145 | ancient calendar fragment | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #433 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #4170 | badass belt | 8 |
| #147 | badge of authority | 1 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1205 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #778 | black candy heart | 2 |
| #777 | black-and-blue light | 6 |
| #826 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #785 | blue plasma ball | 5 |
| #3981 | box of sunshine | 14 |
| #363 | boxed champagne | 1 |
| #1936 | brick | 5 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #454 | canopic jar | 5 |
| #679 | cheap studded belt | 9 |
| #85 | chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli | 25 |
| #353 | chocolate bath ball | 2 |
| #1562 | clown hammer | 3 |
| #495 | cocktail napkin | 3 |
| #154 | dense meat stack | 7,858 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #134 | dress pants | 1 |
| #877 | dry noodles | 8 |
| #1515 | duct tape | 8 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1643 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #1710 | fake fake vomit | 3 |
| #241 | fat loot token | 11 |
| #278 | festive sausage | 8 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #698 | flavored foot massage oil | 8 |
| #724 | foam dart | 5 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #609 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #695 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #846 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #187 | gold crown | 1 |
| #158 | gold star | 6 |
| #3897 | grue egg | 3 |
| #316 | grue egg omelette | 8 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #3242 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| #758 | hellion cube | 2 |
| #1017 | herbal stuffing | 7 |
| #238 | holiday cheese log | 8 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1715 | joybuzzer | 2 |
| #79 | left half of a heart necklace | 6 |
| #1738 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 2 |
| #729 | mood ring | 1 |
| #248 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #1027 | obsidian dagger | 16 |
| #52 | odor extractor | 3 |
| #696 | old sweatpants | 87 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #693 | personal massager | 2 |
| #869 | personalized coffee mug | 6 |
| #1651 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1713 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 2 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #553 | pink glowstick | 4 |
| #923 | pork elf goodies sack | 5 |
| #100 | raspberry beret | 1 |
| #602 | rat appendix | 5 |
| #1729 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #890 | red class ring | 3 |
| #304 | right half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #1772 | rubber emo roe | 2 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #134 | s'more | 299 |
| 🥈 | scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff | 748 |
| #62 | scroll of Puddingskin | 6 |
| #999 | scrumptious reagent | 3 |
| #102 | smut orc keepsake box | 6 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #666 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1742 | spectre scepter | 13 |
| #332 | spices | 78 |
| #1335 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #711 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 5 |
| #152 | tankard of ale | 4 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #2299 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #1906 | useless powder | 1 |
| #275 | wad of cotton | 11 |
| #1031 | white class ring | 1 |
| #1556 | wind-up chattering teeth | 6 |
| #467 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |
| #1777 | yellow snowcone | 3 |