| #1339 | Amulet of Yendor | 2 |
| #631 | BURT | 1 |
| #156 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| #3369 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #531 | CRIMBCO scrip | 390 |
| #1940 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #124 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 3 |
| #1011 | Goodfella contract | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #158 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 2 |
| #351 | Hippy Army MPE | 10 |
| #145 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #1460 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 15 |
| #753 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 6 |
| #395 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #381 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #526 | Newbiesportâ„¢ tent | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #153 | Sword of Dark Omens | 2 |
| #225 | T.U.R.D.S. Key | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1205 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1804 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #1147 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #145 | ancient calendar fragment | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #433 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #4171 | badass belt | 8 |
| #147 | badge of authority | 1 |
| #1884 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1206 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #778 | black candy heart | 2 |
| #778 | black-and-blue light | 6 |
| #827 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #787 | blue plasma ball | 5 |
| #3980 | box of sunshine | 14 |
| #364 | boxed champagne | 1 |
| #1936 | brick | 5 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #454 | canopic jar | 5 |
| #681 | cheap studded belt | 9 |
| #85 | chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli | 25 |
| #353 | chocolate bath ball | 2 |
| #1563 | clown hammer | 3 |
| #494 | cocktail napkin | 3 |
| #158 | dense meat stack | 7,858 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #134 | dress pants | 1 |
| #877 | dry noodles | 8 |
| #1518 | duct tape | 8 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1644 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #1711 | fake fake vomit | 3 |
| #240 | fat loot token | 11 |
| #278 | festive sausage | 8 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #699 | flavored foot massage oil | 8 |
| #726 | foam dart | 5 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #610 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #696 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #846 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #187 | gold crown | 1 |
| #157 | gold star | 6 |
| #3896 | grue egg | 3 |
| #315 | grue egg omelette | 8 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #3244 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| #758 | hellion cube | 2 |
| #1015 | herbal stuffing | 7 |
| #238 | holiday cheese log | 8 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1830 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1716 | joybuzzer | 2 |
| #79 | left half of a heart necklace | 6 |
| #1738 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 2 |
| #729 | mood ring | 1 |
| #248 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #1028 | obsidian dagger | 16 |
| #52 | odor extractor | 3 |
| #695 | old sweatpants | 87 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #695 | personal massager | 2 |
| #870 | personalized coffee mug | 6 |
| #1652 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1714 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 2 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #553 | pink glowstick | 4 |
| #924 | pork elf goodies sack | 5 |
| #100 | raspberry beret | 1 |
| #602 | rat appendix | 5 |
| #1730 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #890 | red class ring | 3 |
| #305 | right half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #1773 | rubber emo roe | 2 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #134 | s'more | 299 |
| 🥈 | scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff | 748 |
| #62 | scroll of Puddingskin | 6 |
| #998 | scrumptious reagent | 3 |
| #102 | smut orc keepsake box | 6 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #668 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1740 | spectre scepter | 13 |
| #333 | spices | 78 |
| #1335 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #713 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 5 |
| #152 | tankard of ale | 4 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #2299 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #1908 | useless powder | 1 |
| #275 | wad of cotton | 11 |
| #1032 | white class ring | 1 |
| #1556 | wind-up chattering teeth | 6 |
| #468 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |
| #1780 | yellow snowcone | 3 |