| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #339 | Bulky Buddy Box | 9 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #351 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #59 | Crimbough | 1 |
| #2312 | Crimbuck | 13 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #206 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 4 |
| #113 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #532 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 35 |
| #1171 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 5 |
| #53 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #421 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 3 |
| #382 | antique souvenir drawing | 2 |
| #149 | bacon bath ball | 7 |
| #501 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #21 | banana daiquiri | 26 |
| #677 | banana-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #1290 | battered Crimbo Crate | 3 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #367 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #944 | bone chips | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #1067 | buckyball | 3 |
| #546 | bunch of bananas | 5 |
| #701 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #1468 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #184 | canteen of wine | 121 |
| #324 | cement sandals | 3 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #249 | cheap elven gloves | 17 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #178 | children of the candy corn | 1 |
| #163 | chocolate bath ball | 6 |
| #394 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 4 |
| #633 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #621 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 15 |
| #274 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 5 |
| #681 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1247 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #208 | delicious salad | 242 |
| #98 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 4 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #704 | doll house | 6 |
| #225 | dollhive | 45 |
| #783 | dried face | 1 |
| #306 | dusty Crimbo crate | 35 |
| #149 | elven limbos gingerbread | 75 |
| #561 | elven cellocello | 29 |
| #118 | elven moonshine | 81 |
| #349 | elven socks | 13 |
| #380 | elven suicide capsule | 34 |
| #77 | elven whittling knife | 2 |
| #1114 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #30 | fancy canapés | 11 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #262 | festive holiday hat | 16 |
| #339 | festive sausage | 7 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #68 | floaty sand | 314 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #130 | giant glass of brandy | 4 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #60 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 2 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1431 | googly eye | 6 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #131 | gray bow tie | 43 |
| #1226 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1673 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #967 | herringcello | 20 |
| #384 | holiday cheese log | 5 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #124 | iGoogly | 200 |
| #388 | immense cyborg hand | 9 |
| #237 | incense bath ball | 4 |
| #74 | infant sandworm | 1 |
| #302 | invisible bag | 3 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #815 | jar of swamp gas | 15 |
| #418 | jawbruiser | 6 |
| #2227 | killing feather | 10 |
| #1412 | kite | 3 |
| #460 | kneecapping stick | 28 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #331 | live wire | 3 |
| #913 | mafia aria | 16 |
| #334 | marionette collective | 2 |
| #54 | miniature antlers | 2 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #187 | mulled cider | 10 |
| #974 | mylar scout drone | 4 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #2528 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #1398 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #364 | night-vision goggles | 5 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #614 | oversized fish scaler | 8 |
| #183 | pack of KWE trading card | 15 |
| #154 | pair of bolt cutters | 12 |
| #220 | patent leather shoes | 30 |
| #434 | penguin focaccia bread | 31 |
| #126 | penguin thesaurus | 47 |
| #132 | petrified wood | 79 |
| #930 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #150 | pink plastic baby | 4 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #414 | polyalloy shield | 8 |
| #721 | possessed top | 8 |
| #32 | psycho sweater | 8 |
| #350 | purple glowstick | 4 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #586 | rogue swarmer | 69 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #2350 | sawblade fragment | 10 |
| #212 | shimmering rainbow sand | 2 |
| #131 | sinister altar fragment | 3 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #1734 | spectre scepter | 13 |
| #1866 | string of blue beads | 3 |
| #1868 | string of green beads | 3 |
| #1837 | string of red beads | 3 |
| #609 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 22 |
| #87 | synthetic stuffing | 180 |
| #59 | tattered paper crown | 5 |
| #105 | teddy borg | 89 |
| #57 | thermos of brew | 7 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #209 | tooth | 19 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #135 | toy maglev monorail | 10 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #2136 | tree-eating kite | 5 |
| #486 | unstable laser battery | 63 |
| #307 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 5 |
| #444 | vibrating cyborg knife | 11 |
| #289 | witch hat | 3 |
| #439 | yellow glowstick | 3 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |