| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #345 | Elmley shades | 2 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #495 | M-242 | 11 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #659 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 2 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #5055 | badass belt | 5 |
| #651 | banana | 5 |
| #227 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #621 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #1272 | buckyball | 2 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #352 | can of Ghuol-B-Goneâ„¢ | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #494 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 20 |
| #1978 | club necklace | 3 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #399 | cursed black pearl onion | 2 |
| #348 | cursed bottle of rum | 3 |
| #273 | cursed cannonball | 3 |
| #279 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 4 |
| #383 | cursed sea biscuit | 2 |
| #431 | cursed voodoo skull | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1363 | diamond necklace | 5 |
| #733 | dollhive | 9 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #572 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #837 | fat stacks of cash | 5 |
| #305 | flashing novelty button | 4 |
| #696 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #1934 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #3460 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1071 | heart necklace | 7 |
| #835 | iGoogly | 14 |
| #1240 | killing feather | 37 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #882 | monomolecular yo-yo | 34 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #1676 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #1928 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1291 | oversized fish scaler | 4 |
| #239 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #929 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #119 | pirate brochure | 1 |
| #449 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #1784 | porquoise | 2 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #704 | robotronic egg | 41 |
| #1256 | rogue swarmer | 45 |
| #3636 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2195 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1484 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 5 |
| #347 | rusty bonesaw | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #1286 | sawblade fragment | 42 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #185 | sinister altar fragment | 2 |
| #452 | snake | 11 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #1976 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #460 | sparkler | 11 |
| #684 | stick of "gum" | 2 |
| #339 | strange shiny disc | 12 |
| #853 | string of blue beads | 14 |
| #1226 | string of green beads | 9 |
| #689 | string of red beads | 17 |
| #2852 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 16 |
| #4533 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 8 |
| #3557 | stuffed angry cow | 12 |
| #3539 | stuffed astral badger | 12 |
| #3590 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 12 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3295 | stuffed cocoabo | 13 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #4308 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 9 |
| #3072 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 15 |
| #499 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #889 | stuffed gray blob | 23 |
| #2932 | stuffed hand turkey | 16 |
| #3566 | stuffed mind flayer | 12 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4050 | stuffed scary death orb | 10 |
| #3034 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 4 |
| #3755 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 11 |
| #5606 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #3601 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3733 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 11 |
| #2813 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 17 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1006 | teddy borg | 6 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #635 | toy hoverpad | 18 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1426 | unstable laser battery | 37 |
| #873 | vibrating cyborg knife | 8 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #583 | yellow glowstick | 2 |