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| #2708 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #129 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 16 |
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| #412 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #503 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #843 | Bonerdagon necklace | 12 |
| #761 | Boss Bat britches | 19 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #818 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1467 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #479 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #318 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 4 |
| #384 | Let Me Be! | 4 |
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| #433 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 86 |
| #438 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #851 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #492 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 7 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #566 | Snow Queen Crown | 2 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #947 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #570 | abominable snowcone | 15 |
| #1454 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #3276 | badass belt | 13 |
| #1136 | bag of airline peanuts | 15 |
| #504 | bag of lard | 2 |
| #398 | banana peel | 7 |
| #167 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #354 | black candy heart | 27 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #293 | black snowcone | 12 |
| #407 | black-and-blue light | 106 |
| #1297 | blood flower | 2 |
| #396 | blue plasma ball | 113 |
| #182 | blue snowcone | 104 |
| #465 | bottle of antifreeze | 2 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #1817 | box of sunshine | 83 |
| #1074 | brick | 26 |
| #494 | can of spinach | 4 |
| #361 | cheap studded belt | 116 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #544 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #466 | clown hammer | 61 |
| #555 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #200 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
| #194 | cyclops eyedrops | 2 |
| #307 | cymbal syrup | 31 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #405 | defective skull | 58 |
| #392 | disassembled clover | 173 |
| #241 | divine blowout | 63 |
| #206 | divine can of silly string | 102 |
| #234 | divine champagne flute | 42 |
| #219 | divine champagne popper | 28 |
| #268 | divine cracker | 17 |
| #266 | divine noisemaker | 50 |
| #1113 | duct tape | 17 |
| #4233 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #387 | encoder ring | 46 |
| #537 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 53 |
| #1946 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #602 | fake fake vomit | 52 |
| #1541 | fake hand | 3 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #363 | flavored foot massage oil | 114 |
| #384 | foam dart | 102 |
| #112 | golden plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #259 | green candy heart | 106 |
| #164 | green snowcone | 146 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #559 | jazz soap | 52 |
| #617 | joybuzzer | 47 |
| #232 | lavender candy heart | 124 |
| #521 | lewd playing card | 4 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #1892 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #334 | mood ring | 28 |
| #361 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #3383 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #304 | orange candy heart | 113 |
| #609 | orange snowcone | 7 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #475 | palm frond | 7 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #467 | personalized coffee mug | 113 |
| #483 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 53 |
| #582 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 51 |
| #275 | pink candy heart | 111 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #224 | purple snowcone | 105 |
| #62 | ratarang | 3 |
| #223 | red snowcone | 113 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #715 | rubber emo roe | 41 |
| #37 | sane hatrack | 2 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #570 | stainless steel scarf | 6 |
| #943 | stainless steel shillelagh | 5 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1325 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #399 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 92 |
| #533 | strange shiny disc | 7 |
| #2472 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 6 |
| #177 | stuffed Hodgman | 2 |
| #2652 | stuffed Meat | 4 |
| #1527 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #2392 | stuffed key | 3 |
| #2504 | stuffed mink | 5 |
| #2670 | stuffed monocle | 4 |
| #3136 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #2672 | stuffed tin of caviar | 4 |
| #1920 | stuffed treasure chest | 9 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #279 | white candy heart | 109 |
| #575 | whoopie cushion | 54 |
| #719 | wind-up chattering teeth | 40 |
| #589 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #421 | x-ray specs | 50 |
| #410 | yellow candy heart | 87 |
| #598 | yellow snowcone | 56 |