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| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
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| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #129 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 16 |
| #561 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #501 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #842 | Bonerdagon necklace | 12 |
| #760 | Boss Bat britches | 19 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #817 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #535 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #479 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #318 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 4 |
| #383 | Let Me Be! | 4 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #432 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 86 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #492 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 7 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #565 | Snow Queen Crown | 2 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #612 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #570 | abominable snowcone | 15 |
| #1455 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #3278 | badass belt | 13 |
| #1137 | bag of airline peanuts | 15 |
| #504 | bag of lard | 2 |
| #396 | banana peel | 7 |
| #169 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #354 | black candy heart | 27 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #295 | black snowcone | 12 |
| #405 | black-and-blue light | 106 |
| #1294 | blood flower | 2 |
| #396 | blue plasma ball | 113 |
| #184 | blue snowcone | 104 |
| #465 | bottle of antifreeze | 2 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #1814 | box of sunshine | 83 |
| #1072 | brick | 26 |
| #494 | can of spinach | 4 |
| #360 | cheap studded belt | 116 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #463 | clown hammer | 61 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #200 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
| #194 | cyclops eyedrops | 2 |
| #307 | cymbal syrup | 31 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #405 | defective skull | 58 |
| #391 | disassembled clover | 173 |
| #240 | divine blowout | 63 |
| #204 | divine can of silly string | 102 |
| #234 | divine champagne flute | 42 |
| #219 | divine champagne popper | 28 |
| #268 | divine cracker | 17 |
| #265 | divine noisemaker | 50 |
| #1110 | duct tape | 17 |
| #4231 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #388 | encoder ring | 46 |
| #537 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 53 |
| #1945 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #762 | fake blood | 1 |
| #601 | fake fake vomit | 52 |
| #1542 | fake hand | 3 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #364 | flavored foot massage oil | 114 |
| #384 | foam dart | 102 |
| #111 | golden plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #259 | green candy heart | 106 |
| #165 | green snowcone | 146 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #557 | jazz soap | 52 |
| #617 | joybuzzer | 47 |
| #231 | lavender candy heart | 124 |
| #520 | lewd playing card | 4 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #1895 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #335 | mood ring | 28 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #304 | orange candy heart | 113 |
| #608 | orange snowcone | 7 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #475 | palm frond | 7 |
| #1585 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #467 | personalized coffee mug | 113 |
| #483 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 53 |
| #583 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 51 |
| #274 | pink candy heart | 111 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #225 | purple snowcone | 105 |
| #62 | ratarang | 3 |
| #225 | red snowcone | 113 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #712 | rubber emo roe | 41 |
| #37 | sane hatrack | 2 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #568 | stainless steel scarf | 6 |
| #940 | stainless steel shillelagh | 5 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #399 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 92 |
| #533 | strange shiny disc | 7 |
| #2463 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 6 |
| #176 | stuffed Hodgman | 2 |
| #2643 | stuffed Meat | 4 |
| #1521 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #2383 | stuffed key | 3 |
| #2498 | stuffed mink | 5 |
| #2661 | stuffed monocle | 4 |
| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #2662 | stuffed tin of caviar | 4 |
| #1918 | stuffed treasure chest | 9 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #279 | white candy heart | 109 |
| #575 | whoopie cushion | 54 |
| #716 | wind-up chattering teeth | 40 |
| #588 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #422 | x-ray specs | 50 |
| #411 | yellow candy heart | 87 |
| #599 | yellow snowcone | 56 |