| #776 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 3 |
| #568 | ASCII shirt | 2 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #68 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #64 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #846 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #911 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1172 | Crimbo fudge | 3 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #506 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #517 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #721 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #553 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #529 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #694 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 2 |
| #567 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 2 |
| #376 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 2 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 6 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #148 | Ultracolor™ shirt | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #220 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #612 | antique greaves | 4 |
| #480 | antique helmet | 9 |
| #581 | antique shield | 5 |
| #509 | antique spear | 8 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #30 | cane-mail shirt | 1 |
| #355 | chocolate bath ball | 2 |
| #263 | dried face | 13 |
| #1176 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1412 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #217 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #1630 | ghost cucumber | 4 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #135 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #162 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #130 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #169 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #1008 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #197 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #242 | gummi snake | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #299 | incense bath ball | 3 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #989 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #653 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1125 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #1337 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1105 | stainless steel suspenders | 3 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #325 | sucker scaffold | 31 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #656 | superheated fudge | 2 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #908 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #588 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #228 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #1011 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |