| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #876 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #439 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 5 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #463 | CRIMBCO scrip | 550 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #506 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1348 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1379 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1363 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #359 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #2881 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1106 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #2266 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #248 | Eau de Guaneau | 2 |
| #343 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 2 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #184 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1046 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #250 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #125 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 5 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #796 | Knob Goblin love potion | 4 |
| #887 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #667 | Meleegra™ pills | 9 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #173 | Polysniff Perfume | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #47 | The Lot's engagement ring | 2 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #414 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 28 |
| #160 | Whoompa Fur Pants | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #181 | artisanal limoncello | 2 |
| #467 | asshat | 2 |
| #1195 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #216 | baconstone pendant | 2 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #5464 | badass belt | 4 |
| #504 | bag of lard | 2 |
| #1217 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #122 | bar whip | 1 |
| #27 | bastard baster | 1 |
| #253 | batskin belt | 2 |
| #72 | beaver spear | 2 |
| #171 | beer cartilage | 1 |
| #668 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #242 | bellhop bell | 1 |
| #98 | big dribbly candle | 1 |
| #239 | big rock | 4 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #462 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 2 |
| #3302 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #420 | bottle of pirate juice | 2 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #216 | box | 69 |
| #139 | brown paper bag mask | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #733 | can of spinach | 2 |
| #164 | can of starch | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #1706 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #504 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #820 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #46 | clockwork staff | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #745 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #557 | cool whip | 3 |
| #128 | crêepy mask | 1 |
| #28 | crystalline reamer | 1 |
| #200 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #209 | cylindrical mold | 5 |
| #180 | decomposed boot | 1 |
| #97 | demon whip | 1 |
| #850 | diamond-studded cane | 2 |
| #920 | distilled fortified wine | 2 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #2323 | duct tape | 1 |
| #104 | elegant nightstick | 2 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #37 | filigreed hamethyst earring | 2 |
| #83 | filigreed hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #48 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 2 |
| #656 | fine wine | 3 |
| #179 | flask of tainted mining oil | 34 |
| #776 | frightful feather | 1 |
| #433 | frozen Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #1070 | fudgecule | 55 |
| #217 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #51 | furry pill | 3 |
| #493 | ghost of a necklace | 2 |
| #2128 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #2540 | golden ring | 5 |
| #595 | gremlin juice | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #228 | half-baked potion | 3 |
| #399 | half-orchid | 1 |
| #87 | hamethyst earring | 2 |
| #164 | hamethyst necklace | 3 |
| #87 | hamethyst ring | 3 |
| #67 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #406 | handful of nuts and berries | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #907 | herb brownies | 5 |
| #379 | hot date | 10 |
| #379 | imp unity ring | 2 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #140 | incredible pizza | 1 |
| #411 | inflatable duck | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1294 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #32 | junk trunks | 1 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #2544 | killing feather | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #183 | ladle of mystery | 1 |
| #633 | large box | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #202 | leaf of grass | 1 |
| #503 | leather chaps | 3 |
| #587 | leather mask | 4 |
| #430 | lesser grodulated violet | 1 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #60 | lifeless meat doll | 1 |
| #141 | little black book | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #823 | lollipop stick | 6 |
| #241 | lotion of sleaziness | 1 |
| #250 | lump of coal | 1 |
| #563 | lump of diamond | 1 |
| #27 | macroplane grater | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #426 | magical mystery juice | 11 |
| #70 | manly bloomers | 1 |
| #832 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #708 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #541 | mother's little helper | 2 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #765 | mummy wrapping | 2 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1182 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #29 | obsidian nutcracker | 1 |
| #231 | oil of slipperiness | 1 |
| #2216 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #149 | orcish hand lotion | 5 |
| #119 | orcish nailing lube | 10 |
| #132 | orcish rubber | 7 |
| #134 | orcish stud-finder | 2 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #1171 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #63 | paperclip sproinger | 3 |
| #778 | patchouli incense stick | 3 |
| #263 | patent antipsychotics | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #2030 | phish stick | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #1284 | plot hole | 1 |
| #237 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 3 |
| #98 | popular tart | 2 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #64 | potion of potency | 12 |
| #599 | powdered candy sushi set | 3 |
| #413 | pretty bouquet | 3 |
| #93 | pulled porquoise ring | 1 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #2050 | roll of toilet paper | 3 |
| #142 | rolling pin | 1 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #29 | rubber spatula | 1 |
| #137 | ruby on canes | 4 |
| #325 | rusty metal shaft | 1 |
| #96 | sack of doorknobs | 1 |
| #378 | scented massage oil | 3 |
| #440 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
| #239 | shiny butcherknife | 4 |
| #363 | shiny stones | 1 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #410 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #239 | slingshot | 1 |
| #233 | smut orc keepsake box | 1 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #123 | spooky sound effects record | 1 |
| #277 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #123 | stone wool | 10 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #184 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #7787 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #239 | superheated fudge | 18 |
| #244 | sweet mochi ball | 10 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #724 | tasty tart | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #115 | three-legged pants | 1 |
| #420 | tin magnolia | 1 |
| #639 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 8 |
| #143 | tiny dancer | 1 |
| #1702 | tiny house | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #469 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 2 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #313 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #393 | toothbrush | 1 |
| #908 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1592 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #93 | troutpiece | 1 |
| #455 | upsy daisy | 1 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #261 | whalebone corset | 1 |
| #87 | white whip | 1 |
| #173 | wind-up Whatsian robot | 1 |
| #349 | wind-up meatcar | 33 |
| #115 | wind-up navigation droid | 2 |
| #130 | wind-up owl | 2 |
| #133 | wind-up vampire teeth | 2 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #22 | wooden spoon | 1 |
| #1039 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |