| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #127 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 51 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #847 | CRIMBCO scrip | 100 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #417 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 1 |
| #6 | Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield | 5 |
| #25 | Dreadsylvanian skeleton key | 1 |
| #143 | FDKOL commendation | 5,450 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #44 | Gets-You-Drunk | 3 |
| #56 | Greatest American Pants | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #8 | Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #584 | Instant Karma | 8 |
| #229 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 100 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #73 | Small Medium | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #72 | Thriller Ice | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #34 | Ze™ goggles | 269 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| 🥈 | a suspicious address | 1 |
| #90 | alien force field disruptor bean | 8 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #140 | baneful bandolier | 1 |
| #58 | big slimy cyst | 9 |
| 🥇 | blank note | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #499 | box of sunshine | 666 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #964 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #140 | caustic slime nodule | 2 |
| #185 | dire fudgesicle | 10 |
| #547 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #72 | epic wad | 10 |
| #694 | facsimile dictionary | 13 |
| #116 | fried air | 1 |
| #33 | frigid fudgepuck | 109 |
| #210 | fudge lily | 31 |
| #71 | fudgecule | 38,766 |
| #151 | fudgesicle | 2 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #275 | guy made of bee pollen | 11 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #71 | hot egg | 3 |
| #86 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #196 | lost key | 1 |
| #22 | medium slimy cyst | 18 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #32 | minin' dynamite | 80 |
| #41 | peanut brittle shield | 98 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #182 | pink plastic baby | 3 |
| #528 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #919 | pork elf goodies sack | 5 |
| 🥈 | skulldozer egg | 55 |
| #214 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #91 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #382 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 110 |
| #1561 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 32 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #1343 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 38 |
| #412 | stuffed Meat | 110 |
| #994 | stuffed angry cow | 49 |
| #1108 | stuffed astral badger | 46 |
| #2165 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 24 |
| #2043 | stuffed cocoabo | 24 |
| #1150 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 44 |
| #1130 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 45 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #1494 | stuffed hand turkey | 35 |
| #273 | stuffed key | 192 |
| #1630 | stuffed mind flayer | 32 |
| #443 | stuffed mink | 104 |
| #395 | stuffed monocle | 114 |
| #1135 | stuffed scary death orb | 45 |
| #1658 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 31 |
| #921 | stuffed snowy owl | 51 |
| #1226 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 42 |
| #1483 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 34 |
| #388 | stuffed teddy butler | 117 |
| #471 | stuffed tin of caviar | 97 |
| #258 | stuffed treasure chest | 201 |
| #1087 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 46 |
| #251 | stylish swimsuit | 1 |
| #136 | superheated fudge | 32 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1463 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 5 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #1062 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 7 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 4 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1751 | tiny plastic G Imp | 4 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #1065 | tiny plastic Hellion | 7 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 4 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 4 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1786 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2108 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 6 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #1721 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 4 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic zmobie | 4 |
| #62 | tiny slimy cyst | 40 |
| #164 | twitching time capsule | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #190 | watered-down Red Minotaur | 1 |