| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1167 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1446 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #2453 | Crown of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #1337 | Drowsy Sword | 8 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #82 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 5 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #2016 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 8 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1144 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #437 | banana-frosted king cake | 6 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #224 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #675 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 13 |
| #733 | candied yams | 12 |
| #1281 | canteen of wine | 8 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1218 | corpsetini | 3 |
| #841 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #1206 | delicious salad | 10 |
| #384 | distilled fortified wine | 6 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #607 | dwarf bread | 6 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1457 | elven limbos gingerbread | 3 |
| #1033 | elven moonshine | 6 |
| #2224 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #2196 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #1275 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #1169 | giant discarded plastic fork | 6 |
| #1146 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 2 |
| #2301 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #1002 | immense cyborg hand | 5 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #825 | knuckle sandwich | 19 |
| #2830 | laser-broiled pear | 4 |
| #1677 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #1927 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #33 | navel ring of navel gazing | 1 |
| #1607 | obsidian dagger | 8 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #554 | pink glowstick | 4 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #564 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #335 | roasted marshmallow | 100 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #619 | silver shrimp fork | 2 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #303 | spark plug earring | 3 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #769 | tofurkey gravy | 11 |
| #757 | tofurkey leg | 11 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #507 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #874 | vibrating cyborg knife | 8 |
| #70 | wizard action figure | 1 |
| #468 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #245 | yellow glowstick | 6 |