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| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
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| #829 | Bulky Buddy Box | 3 |
| #109 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #224 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 46 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #152 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 4 |
| #185 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 64 |
| #363 | LED block | 3 |
| #216 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 48 |
| #452 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 8 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #738 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 15 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #448 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #510 | bejeweled cufflinks | 7 |
| #13 | black pudding | 550 |
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| #465 | bottle of antifreeze | 2 |
| #7452 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #255 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #733 | can of spinach | 2 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #341 | candy knuckles | 6 |
| #2494 | club necklace | 2 |
| #456 | cookie cookie | 2 |
| #593 | cyborg doll | 2 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1151 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #1595 | diamond necklace | 4 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #114 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 186 |
| #102 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 220 |
| #130 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 183 |
| #105 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 207 |
| #96 | dusty bottle of Port | 242 |
| #114 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 189 |
| #3662 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #799 | elven limbos gingerbread | 14 |
| #1014 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 3 |
| #1440 | facsimile dictionary | 3 |
| #3836 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #411 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #721 | fancy opera glasses | 3 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #395 | garish pinky ring | 11 |
| #359 | giant designer sunglasses | 12 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #2813 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #3896 | grue egg | 3 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #2507 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #373 | iGoogly | 67 |
| #1919 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #569 | irradiated candy cane | 7 |
| #317 | java cookie | 3 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #1942 | killing feather | 21 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #976 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #334 | marionette collective | 2 |
| #2028 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #1022 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #233 | nanofiber cloth | 26 |
| #33 | navel ring of navel gazing | 1 |
| #3383 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #806 | party hat | 1 |
| #76 | perl necklace | 5 |
| #117 | petit fortran | 5 |
| #168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #655 | polyalloy shield | 6 |
| #289 | powdered candy sushi set | 5 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #1273 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 6 |
| #1545 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1842 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1265 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 6 |
| #449 | ruby on canes | 1 |
| #1842 | sawblade fragment | 29 |
| #302 | shock collar | 2 |
| #904 | spade necklace | 8 |
| #789 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 56 |
| #2295 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 21 |
| #2155 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 23 |
| #933 | stuffed Meat | 50 |
| #1579 | stuffed angry cow | 32 |
| #2361 | stuffed astral badger | 21 |
| #1535 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 34 |
| #2131 | stuffed cocoabo | 23 |
| #1826 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 28 |
| #2128 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 24 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1816 | stuffed hand turkey | 29 |
| #506 | stuffed key | 117 |
| #1851 | stuffed mind flayer | 28 |
| #895 | stuffed mink | 52 |
| #873 | stuffed monocle | 53 |
| #1931 | stuffed scary death orb | 27 |
| #4801 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #1731 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 30 |
| #2061 | stuffed snowy owl | 24 |
| #2191 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 23 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #1791 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 28 |
| #949 | stuffed teddy butler | 48 |
| #830 | stuffed tin of caviar | 57 |
| #567 | stuffed treasure chest | 102 |
| #1712 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 30 |
| #502 | sweet mochi ball | 8 |
| #432 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #1592 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #272 | theoretical string | 69 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #109 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #6131 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #6238 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #4848 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #4798 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #6198 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #297 | toy hoverpad | 58 |
| #546 | toy maglev monorail | 2 |
| #1833 | unstable laser battery | 29 |
| #1912 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1777 | vibrating cyborg knife | 4 |
| #2456 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 4 |