| #1273 | Amulet of Yendor | 3 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #243 | Boris's ring | 7 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1577 | Cloaca grenade | 2 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #586 | Crimbo pie | 2 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #991 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #223 | Goodfella contract | 221 |
| #95 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #107 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 4 |
| #419 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 94 |
| #813 | M-242 | 5 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #22 | Ring of Fire | 5 |
| #9 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 7 |
| #8 | The Ring | 14 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1374 | astronaut pants | 3 |
| #122 | baconstone ring | 2 |
| #3936 | badass belt | 9 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #967 | banana | 2 |
| #337 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #564 | banana peel | 2 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #458 | barbed-wire fence | 9 |
| #187 | beer bomb | 228 |
| #63 | big boom | 36 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #813 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #460 | black-and-blue light | 84 |
| #469 | blue plasma ball | 76 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #1072 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #5008 | box of sunshine | 7 |
| #764 | bunch of bananas | 2 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #398 | cheap studded belt | 93 |
| #1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #22 | clockwork pants | 2 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #1632 | club necklace | 4 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #473 | delicious salad | 105 |
| #227 | depantsing bomb | 20 |
| #2467 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #1037 | drywall axe | 8 |
| #3662 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #1085 | encoder ring | 2 |
| #1693 | evil teddy bear | 4 |
| #162 | exploding hacky-sack | 13 |
| #74 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 2 |
| #1075 | facsimile dictionary | 6 |
| #1808 | fake fake vomit | 2 |
| #3305 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 3 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #490 | flavored foot massage oil | 51 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #391 | ghuol egg quiche | 3 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #1921 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #965 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 3 |
| #937 | giant pinky ring | 13 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #363 | golden ring | 72 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #540 | green glowstick | 3 |
| #402 | green smoke bomb | 2 |
| #2878 | grue egg | 6 |
| #2934 | handful of confetti | 8 |
| #56 | hardware upgrade | 1 |
| #3384 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #631 | jar of swamp gas | 35 |
| #1552 | joybuzzer | 4 |
| #102 | makeshift cape | 3 |
| #78 | makeshift skirt | 2 |
| #74 | makeshift turban | 2 |
| #202 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 25 |
| #451 | mood ring | 12 |
| #2264 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| #69 | palm-frond capris | 2 |
| #88 | palm-frond whip | 2 |
| #158 | patchouli oil bomb | 14 |
| #522 | personal massager | 15 |
| #579 | personalized coffee mug | 60 |
| #1513 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 2 |
| #1714 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 2 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #72 | pixel shield | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #65 | ring of adornment | 10 |
| #57 | ring of aggravate monster | 236 |
| #168 | ring of cold resistance | 3 |
| #230 | ring of conflict | 2 |
| #78 | ring of fire resistance | 8 |
| #70 | ring of gain strength | 10 |
| #74 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 45 |
| #272 | ring of increase damage | 2 |
| #2145 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1833 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2736 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1773 | rubber emo roe | 2 |
| #191 | sake bomb | 134 |
| #153 | sausage bomb | 11 |
| #1196 | shiny ring | 16 |
| #729 | snake | 6 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #890 | sparkler | 3 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #33 | stick of "gum" | 54 |
| #285 | stick of dynamite | 7 |
| #419 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 81 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2011 | string of red beads | 2 |
| #7820 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #4868 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 7 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #4263 | stuffed angry cow | 9 |
| #7014 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #6373 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6849 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #6373 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6350 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #1166 | stuffed gray blob | 13 |
| #5293 | stuffed hand turkey | 6 |
| #4948 | stuffed mind flayer | 7 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #5346 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #7840 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7678 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #6332 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #2369 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #7774 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6346 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #188 | teddy bear sewing kit | 2 |
| #197 | tequila grenade | 29 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #253 | tropical paperweight | 2 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #466 | twinkly wad | 176 |
| #1176 | unstable laser battery | 42 |
| #259 | water pipe bomb | 231 |
| #1147 | wheel | 2 |
| #46 | white picket fence | 73 |
| #1870 | wind-up chattering teeth | 2 |
| #69 | wizard action figure | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #589 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |