| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #658 | Ancient Saucehelm | 4 |
| #285 | Angelhair Culottes | 4 |
| #73 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 1 |
| #609 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #931 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #399 | Colander of Em-er'il | 6 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #239 | Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #313 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 2 |
| #660 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 5 |
| #809 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #532 | Elder Turtle Shell | 5 |
| #506 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #377 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 3 |
| #472 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #548 | Iron Beta of Industry | 12 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #487 | Newman's Own Trousers | 2 |
| #447 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 13 |
| #154 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 13 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #165 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 6 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 2 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #163 | Schrödinger's thermos | 165 |
| #110 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #41 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #601 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #622 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 5 |
| #651 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #851 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
| #136 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #349 | baggie of powdered sugar | 59 |
| #651 | banana | 5 |
| #45 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #14 | brazen bracelet | 2 |
| #665 | bunch of bananas | 3 |
| #111 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #1103 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 7 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #58 | dandy lion cub | 1 |
| #240 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #378 | elven socks | 12 |
| #77 | elven whittling knife | 2 |
| #122 | fancy canapés | 4 |
| #7 | floaty rock helmet | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock necklace | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock pants | 1 |
| #405 | floaty sand | 35 |
| #77 | floaty stone sphere | 1 |
| #38 | foreign box | 5 |
| #164 | giant glass of brandy | 3 |
| #152 | gingerbread house | 4 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #41 | hibernating robot reindeer | 1 |
| #1203 | jar of swamp gas | 2 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| 🥉 | naughty paper shuriken | 1 |
| #134 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #89 | panicked kernel | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #118 | pig-iron bracers | 2 |
| #61 | pig-iron helm | 3 |
| #125 | pig-iron shinguards | 2 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #243 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #187 | psycho sweater | 2 |
| #224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #116 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #225 | string of Crimbo lights | 3 |
| #59 | suspicious stocking | 1 |
| #227 | thermos of brew | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #94 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #1094 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 2 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |