| #27 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 2 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1396 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 8 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #10 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 2 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #1057 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #201 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 12 |
| #110 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #890 | Iron Beta of Industry | 5 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat | 1 |
| 🥉 | KoL Con IV Pole | 1 |
| #113 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #185 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 2 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #316 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 64 |
| #170 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #318 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 6 |
| #25 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 3 |
| #54 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 2 |
| #753 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #19 | V for Vivala mask | 2 |
| #851 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
| #664 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #63 | blended frozen swill | 5 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #383 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #26 | bottled green pixie | 2 |
| #996 | box of sunshine | 244 |
| #333 | bunch of bananas | 12 |
| #102 | burnt flower | 184 |
| #18 | candy cornucopia | 3 |
| #61 | class five ecto-larva | 1 |
| #45 | container of Spooky Putty | 2 |
| 🥈 | deactivated RoboGoose | 1 |
| #821 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #393 | dollhive | 22 |
| #252 | dry noodles | 518 |
| #459 | duct tape | 78 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #1073 | facsimile dictionary | 6 |
| #3640 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 2 |
| #662 | filthy lucre | 56 |
| #1807 | grue egg | 13 |
| #467 | guy made of bee pollen | 5 |
| #1226 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #1372 | handful of confetti | 28 |
| #1376 | iGoogly | 3 |
| #1591 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #29 | infant sandworm | 2 |
| #1156 | killing feather | 39 |
| #2061 | laser-broiled pear | 11 |
| #44 | llama lama cria | 2 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #105 | misshapen animal skeleton | 1 |
| #466 | monomolecular yo-yo | 128 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #740 | nanite-infested candy cane | 16 |
| #842 | nanite-infested eggnog | 6 |
| #834 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 6 |
| #711 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #646 | nanofiber cloth | 7 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #134 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #491 | pork elf goodies sack | 13 |
| #424 | pretty flower | 275 |
| #303 | roasted marshmallow | 114 |
| #1170 | [2108]rock | 2 |
| #1618 | rogue swarmer | 37 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #37 | sane hatrack | 2 |
| #1479 | sawblade fragment | 38 |
| #177 | scrumptious reagent | 798 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #149 | spices | 279 |
| #389 | spooky hockey mask | 4 |
| #23 | spooky rattling cigar box | 3 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1713 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1337 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #772 | stainless steel solitaire | 4 |
| #506 | stainless steel suspenders | 8 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #371 | stuffed gray blob | 118 |
| #638 | synthetic stuffing | 9 |
| #100 | ten-leaf clover | 441 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #515 | twinkly powder | 1 |
| #1891 | unstable laser battery | 28 |
| #714 | vibrating cyborg knife | 9 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #70 | wizard action figure | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |