| #1164 | Amulet of Yendor | 5 |
| #2126 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #369 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 7 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1446 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #152 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 4 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #451 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 8 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #802 | Valentine | 20 |
| #277 | agua de vida | 4 |
| #417 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 13 |
| #117 | anniversary gift box | 10 |
| #704 | bag of airline peanuts | 40 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #664 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #697 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #106 | black and white cracker | 4 |
| #464 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #572 | candied bolts | 3 |
| #128 | candied nuts | 7 |
| #701 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #668 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #458 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 3 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #797 | clown hammer | 30 |
| #119 | cookie cookie | 5 |
| #1130 | defective skull | 7 |
| #646 | dense meat stack | 25 |
| #556 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 50 |
| #920 | fake fake vomit | 27 |
| #1271 | fake hand | 8 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #369 | frozen Mob Penguin | 3 |
| #60 | fruit basket | 6 |
| #436 | gingerbread robot | 3 |
| #50 | hushed puppy | 5 |
| #316 | java cookie | 3 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #843 | jazz soap | 28 |
| #699 | joybuzzer | 40 |
| #975 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #900 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 25 |
| #275 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 2 |
| #263 | muffled muffuletta | 2 |
| #2527 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #1040 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #860 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #131 | perl necklace | 4 |
| #1325 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 5 |
| #910 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 26 |
| #107 | petit 4.1 | 6 |
| #427 | petit fortran | 2 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #191 | powdered candy sushi set | 6 |
| #320 | prismatic wad | 4 |
| #190 | red pixel potion | 25 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #976 | rubber emo roe | 25 |
| #360 | ruby on canes | 2 |
| #172 | shushed potatoes | 3 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #269 | sugar-coated pine cone | 10 |
| #630 | sweet mochi ball | 7 |
| #134 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #41 | three-tiered wedding cake | 20 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #82 | transparent nog | 4 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #190 | unfinished fruitcake | 2 |
| #752 | whoopie cushion | 40 |
| #1037 | wind-up chattering teeth | 22 |
| #1159 | x-ray specs | 5 |
| #981 | yellow snowcone | 27 |