| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| š„ | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| š„ | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #5054 | badass belt | 5 |
| #197 | banana-frosted king cake | 13 |
| š„ | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| š„ | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1205 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #260 | black candy heart | 45 |
| #351 | black-and-blue light | 147 |
| #365 | blue plasma ball | 136 |
| #72 | blue velvet cake | 2 |
| #7455 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #54 | brown plastic baby | 14 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #35 | clingfilm tangle | 2 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| š„ | control crystal | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #1578 | duct tape | 7 |
| #34 | duct tape dockers | 3 |
| #19 | duct tape fedora | 4 |
| #51 | duct tape shirt | 2 |
| #41 | duct tape sword | 3 |
| #2969 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #330 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 129 |
| #57 | filthy lucre | 306 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #343 | floaty sand | 46 |
| #3220 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #108 | globe of Deep Sauce | 1 |
| #319 | green balloon | 10 |
| #3472 | grue egg | 4 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #2351 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #437 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #929 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #183 | pink plastic baby | 3 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #339 | radium-flavored potato chips | 144 |
| #81 | shimmering rainbow sand | 8 |
| #2313 | shiny ring | 3 |
| #57 | smoldering staff | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #3791 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #409 | strange shiny disc | 10 |
| #252 | string of blue beads | 41 |
| #278 | string of green beads | 39 |
| #231 | string of red beads | 43 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| š„ | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1649 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #2304 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #269 | white balloon | 23 |
| #332 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 129 |
| #104 | yellow glowstick | 12 |
| #371 | yellow snowcone | 92 |