| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #746 | BGE merchandise order form | 3 |
| #240 | BGE pocket calendar | 3 |
| #235 | BGE temporary tattoo | 4 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1269 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #363 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 7 |
| #786 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #1150 | Crimbo candied pecan | 3 |
| #1052 | Crimbo fudge | 5 |
| #869 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 8 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #186 | Crimbuck | 3,967 |
| #1467 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #147 | bacon bath ball | 7 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #2565 | candy cane | 7 |
| #1063 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #667 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #401 | cheap elven gloves | 11 |
| #85 | chocolate bath ball | 10 |
| #263 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| #476 | cyborg doll | 3 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1416 | elven cellocello | 14 |
| #328 | elven socks | 14 |
| #1245 | elven suicide capsule | 15 |
| #1753 | fancy chocolate car | 3 |
| #479 | festive holiday hat | 9 |
| #686 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #2080 | golden ring | 35 |
| #733 | gyroscope | 3 |
| #1690 | helmet turtle | 2 |
| #756 | iGoogly | 18 |
| #383 | incense bath ball | 2 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1082 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #280 | mylar scout drone | 17 |
| #926 | nanofiber cloth | 3 |
| #1089 | oversized fish scaler | 5 |
| #148 | paperclip | 324 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #894 | passable elf mask | 6 |
| #871 | patent leather shoes | 5 |
| #861 | polyalloy shield | 5 |
| #180 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #48 | stapler bear | 2 |
| #7010 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #7694 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #6350 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #499 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #932 | stuffed gray blob | 21 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #2776 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #203 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 2 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #2048 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #226 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 2 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1500 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #1467 | tiny plastic G Imp | 5 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #2165 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #2139 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #225 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 2 |
| #2182 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1726 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #1437 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 5 |
| #2055 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #2058 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1800 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 4 |
| #1239 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 6 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2161 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2217 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 5 |
| #2753 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1452 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 5 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #232 | tiny plastic fax machine | 2 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #221 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 2 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #2182 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #1217 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 6 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #1463 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 5 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2699 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #265 | toe jam | 1 |
| #269 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #512 | turtle pheromones | 4 |
| #1626 | turtle totem | 2 |
| #1649 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1062 | vibrating cyborg knife | 7 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #781 | white lightning | 5 |
| #809 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #314 | white satin shield | 5 |
| #935 | white snake skin | 2 |
| #82 | wriggling tentacle | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |