| #558 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 8 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #123 | Barney's rake | 2 |
| #1565 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 7 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #87 | CSA fire-starting kit | 270 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #500 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 12 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1819 | Drowsy Sword | 4 |
| #958 | FDKOL commendation | 2 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #2016 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 8 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1417 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| 🥈 | a suspicious address | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #478 | anniversary gift box | 7 |
| #2857 | badass belt | 16 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #668 | bit of clingfilm | 6 |
| #399 | bubblin' crude | 2 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #73 | dry cleaning receipt | 6 |
| #1027 | duct tape | 20 |
| #1553 | easter egg balloon | 15 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #570 | fuzzy busby | 2 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #608 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #320 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #625 | gold wedding ring | 3 |
| #1485 | grue egg | 17 |
| #2930 | handful of confetti | 8 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #126 | marshmallow | 335 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #1607 | obsidian dagger | 8 |
| #1938 | old sweatpants | 3 |
| #896 | orange glowstick | 2 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #2122 | spectre scepter | 8 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #299 | sponge cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #468 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |