| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1455 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1072 | 6-ball | 2 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1777 | 8-ball | 3 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #3213 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #568 | Mad Train wine | 141 |
| #146 | Mountain Stream soda | 292 |
| #399 | Ram's Face Lager | 55 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1313 | ball | 3 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1660 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #1902 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #859 | blue plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #779 | bottle of rum | 28 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #802 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #433 | cream pie | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1136 | disco ball | 10 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1811 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #960 | evil googly eye | 3 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1134 | fire | 3 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1882 | herringcello | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #248 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3704 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1371 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #1652 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1883 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1230 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #1087 | poison pen | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1564 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1057 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1514 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1555 | roll of toilet paper | 13 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #1496 | spooky felt | 3 |
| #1321 | spooky length of string | 5 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #7776 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #8976 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #7024 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #7826 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #3953 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7824 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1710 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #1441 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #2625 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 2 |
| #2054 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #428 | wonderwall shield | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |